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I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part II)

November 29th, 2010
By World Wide Ed



Part I |  Part II 

Are y'all stuffed from all that turkey? Well kick off your shoes, lean back, loosen that belt, and get ready for some belly shakin' laughter!

Here's Part II of last week's hilarious "I'm a Man, I Can Fix That!" post forwarded to me by mamasan. Don't forget to post your captions and comments for your favorite ones!

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(continued from last week...)

Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #11 Caption Here]

Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that! (maybe they should've considered Oceanic Time Warner Cable! :P )

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #12 Caption Here]

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #13 Caption Here]

Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #14 Caption Here]

WTH?

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #15 Caption Here]

Display rack falling over? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #16 Caption Here]

Desk overloaded? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #17 Caption Here]

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #18 Caption Here]

Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #19 Caption Here]

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #20 Caption Here]

Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #21 Caption Here]

No skate park in town? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #22 Caption Here]

and - last but not least - - - -
Out of diapers? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #23 Caption Here]

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I wonder if I was supposed to preface that last one with NSFW? Ahahahaha!

A-ight gangy. Post your comments/captions below... and don't forget to have a Happy Fun Day Monday! Shooooots!

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I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)

November 22nd, 2010
By World Wide Ed



 Part I  | Part II

How's the start of the week shaping up so far for you guys? Hope it's good yo! If not, hurr's a lil' sumthin' sumthin' to cheer you up!

Recently, mamasan forwarded this one to me and I thought it'd be perfect for us for Fun Day Monday! Enjoy!

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Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #1 Caption Here]

Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #2 Caption Here]

New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #3 Caption Here]

No bottle opener? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #4 Caption Here]

Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #5 Caption Here]

Electrical problem? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #6 Caption Here]

Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #7 Caption Here]

Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #8 Caption Here]

No ice chest? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #9 Caption Here]

Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!

I'm A Man, I Can Fix That! (Part I)
[Insert Image #10 Caption Here]

(to be continued next week...)

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Too funny yeah? Post your comments/feedback on your fave ones above or make up some funny kine captions for all of um below! Shoots den!

Happy Fun Day Monday y'all! Have a great week!

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Post a Message to Your 16 Year Old Self

November 8th, 2010
By World Wide Ed



Following the popularity of last week's hilarious #moviesinmypants blog (now up to 159 comments), I'm gonna piggy back off another recently popular/trending topic on Twitter called #tweetyour16yearoldself...

The idea is to write a message from your current self to your 16 year old self, based on the life lessons and experiences you've gained over the years. Fun right?

So in the comment area below, go ahead, post a message to your 16 year old (bad) self! I'm sure he or she could learn a few things! ;)

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Movies In My Pants (#moviesinmypants)

November 1st, 2010
By World Wide Ed



Happy November 1st y'all! I hope you're all recovered from a lonnnng weekend of Halloween partying. *grin*

So the other day on Twitter, the hilarious #moviesinmypants hashtag picked up a lot of steam. It's a funny game that cracked me up and made me think about you guys. The idea is to think of a movie name and fill in the blank for the following statement:

__________ In My Pants

The more creative you get with the movie titles, the more we'll crack each other up. Yes it's juvenile... but what the hey, it's a good way to help each other get through this Monday together right? LOL!

So in the comment area below, post your favorite movie in your pants! Hurr's an example: "40 Year Old Virgin In My Pants"... Ahahaha! Get um?

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In other news, check out my new article (including videos!) on AroundHawaii.com:

Cougar Pride - Three Kaiser High Grads Making a Difference
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Fave Friday - Yo Momma!

May 28th, 2010
By World Wide Ed



Sorry peeps. Shmall kine slammed these days with the new gig and err-thing, but I'll start by posting an image that kuya.d emailed me (probably cause it resembled my awesome art skills from last week Friday). Hehe!

Dude! Did You Gain Some Weight?
Dude! Did You Gain Some Weight?

Talk to me!
* Let's stick with the jokes theme and post your favorite cut downs below. If you dare, you can even do "Yo momma" jokes (e.g. "Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her to get exercise!") Bahahaha, I still like that one.
* Surprisingly, nobody guessed Wednesday's location yet, so let's continue the guessing today. (Hint: it's in Kailua!)
* Thoughts on American Idol results?
* Gonna miss Simon Cowell?
* Thoughts on Ron Artest's buzzer beater and the Lakers' narrow victory.
* Thoughts on the Magic/Celtics game today?
* Looking forward to Sex and the City 2?
* How about Eclipse (Twilight saga)?
* Prince of Persia?
* Rampage or Rashad?
* Weekend plans?

Holla! :)

Happy VHO7V Friday gang!