Fave Friday - Yo Momma!

May 28th, 2010
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Sorry peeps. Shmall kine slammed these days with the new gig and err-thing, but I'll start by posting an image that kuya.d emailed me (probably cause it resembled my awesome art skills from last week Friday). Hehe!

Dude! Did You Gain Some Weight?
Dude! Did You Gain Some Weight?

Talk to me!
* Let's stick with the jokes theme and post your favorite cut downs below. If you dare, you can even do "Yo momma" jokes (e.g. "Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her to get exercise!") Bahahaha, I still like that one.
* Surprisingly, nobody guessed Wednesday's location yet, so let's continue the guessing today. (Hint: it's in Kailua!)
* Thoughts on American Idol results?
* Gonna miss Simon Cowell?
* Thoughts on Ron Artest's buzzer beater and the Lakers' narrow victory.
* Thoughts on the Magic/Celtics game today?
* Looking forward to Sex and the City 2?
* How about Eclipse (Twilight saga)?
* Prince of Persia?
* Rampage or Rashad?
* Weekend plans?

Holla! :)

Happy VHO7V Friday gang!

42 Responses to “Fave Friday - Yo Momma!”

  1. oldshoes:

    ....if you're gonna talk out of your arse,at least stand up so i can hear you.


  2. che:

    *Thoughts on American Idol results? Never really watched it.
    * Gonna miss Simon Cowell? No
    * Thoughts on Ron Artest's buzzer beater and the Lakers' narrow victory. Although I don't like the Lakers, I'll get a dinner if Boston and LA meet in the finals.
    * Thoughts on the Magic/Celtics game today? Those Damn Magic. Why don't they lose already.
    * Looking forward to Sex and the City 2? No, didn't watch the TV show and for me not to watch it on TV is saying something becasue I watch more TV then almost anybody.
    * How about Eclipse (Twilight saga)? No
    * Prince of Persia? No
    * Rampage or Rashad? Who?
    * Weekend plans? Nothing special, maybe work. If the Celtics loose I'll spend the weekend crying or drinking myself into a mindless state.

    Have a good one.


  3. che:

    Oh Ed they should but Dwight Howard in the MMA where those elbow to the head are legal. :D


  4. frankie:

    Yo momma so nasty, she got more crabs than Red Lobster!
    Yo momma so fat, when she has her period, gravy comes out!
    Yo momma so blind, she thinks Hillary Clinton is pretty!


  5. matt:

    * Thoughts on American Idol results?
    Lee kinda sucks (as was evident when all the past winners took the stage...Lee belongs nowhere near them), but the whole season was kinda weak.

    * Gonna miss Simon Cowell?
    he's not leaving, he's just going to a different show.

    * Thoughts on Ron Artest's buzzer beater and the Lakers' narrow victory.
    Kobe got robbed. that was clearly a pass, but the scorer stole a triple double from him (he finished 30-11-9, I think). =)

    * Thoughts on the Magic/Celtics game today?
    don't care who wins, but I really want that series to go 7, so go Magic. (Laker fan here, and I think the Celts are a tougher matchup, so I want the Magic, but the Lakers have home court against the Celts and not the Magic, so go Celts).

    * Looking forward to Sex and the City 2?
    uh....no.

    * How about Eclipse (Twilight saga)?
    waiting for nightfall.

    * Prince of Persia?
    what's that?

    * Rampage or Rashad?
    just hope it's a good match.

    * Weekend plans?
    going to san diego for the long weekend.


  6. uncle jimmy:

    yeah, dis-app-oin-ted that the Suns couldn't get it done agains' da Fakers.. that might have been there chance.. luck and fate bailed that idiot artest out..

    does it get any better in sports than watching the underdog triumph? esp. when one of the "en-title-ment" teams loses..
    mmm, no, i don't t'ink so..

    so, go Morlando, beat Baaaah-stun..


  7. tita leerz:

    Growing up, I think the thing that stung that most is when your playmates is all hatin' on you and tells you, "Go home cook rice!"

    Prince of Persia....ehhhhh, I dunno.

    ...I gotta go think of a Yo Momma joke now.


  8. Rosette:

    one time my husbnad comes home insulted from a guy's joke....

    they guy lives in this gated community and he calls our section trash...so my husband he said his co worker said we ate cheeses a shrimp in our section..so I am big mouth I told my husband go and tell his co worker the cheeses are his section's penises...oh I laugh so hard....! You know how the cheeses curls well funny.....!!!


  9. Rosette:

    yo mamma ....can I say yo fat papa!


  10. Rosette:

    I call my husband fat ass and I am called bitch so much for that huh...funny...


  11. Rosette:

    hey you stop that you fat momma or she will sit on you.. how you going to call her then...omg ...


  12. Rosette:

    reason why my husband comes to me everytime he gets insulted he comes to me for comeback....yes my husband
    so sensitive I talk back.


  13. Rosette:

    Fat Lady Falls off of a stripping pole

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWUQfTZXfqk&feature=related

    oh dear you need a whole jungle gym to swing around a post...


  14. Rosette:

    Fat Lady Falling on Bouncy Castle ..oh holy DINOSAUR!


  15. Rosette:

    Aerobics

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTx_XT2XuEs&NR=1

    wow you think she be doing the aerobic before it got out of hand


  16. Rosette:

    I always tell my husband if a huge big big humongous extra super large guy ride a elevator you better not join him it might break..omg!


  17. che:

    Ed, Sorry about the Magic. Maybe next year will be their year.

    GO CELTICS!!!!


  18. Rosette:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThgdBs68gAk&feature=related

    AIN´T GONNA BUMP NO MORE, ( WITH NO BIG FAT WOMAN ) , JOE TEX


  19. Rosette:

    "AIN'T GONNA BUMP NO MORE WITH NO BIG FAT WOMAN"

    Three nights ago I was at a disco
    Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
    And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
    She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
    Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip
    She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
    She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, "no!"
    You done knocked me down once
    You done knocked me down once
    Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man
    Y'all both can get on down, y'all both can get on down
    Huh!

    Chorus:

    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

    Somebody take her
    She's too big for me
    She'll knock me down

    She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
    She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
    I told her to go on and leave me alone
    I ain't gettin' down
    You done hurt my hip once
    I know what you'll do
    I ain't gonna bump with you!
    I don't feel like gettin' down
    Don't feel like gettin' down
    She just shook her head at every word I said
    She wanted to get on down
    That woman wanted to get on down
    She did that dip again and I hit the floor again
    She was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down

    (Chorus)

    Somebody take her, I don't want her
    She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
    Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
    Somebody take her, I don't want her
    Say Leroy! You can have this one dude
    This big fat woman, dude
    I don't want her


  20. Rosette:

    I dare you crank up this song when a fat lady walks by ...SHE WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN FOR SURE.....

    ♫♪She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
    ♫♪


  21. Rosette:

    jokes well I say to my husband you are so fat we can make candle out of you.....yes don't tell him ..he is very sensitive..it is funny he would actually weigh himself everyday....oh look at that if you are fat you wont be the first to be send to war.


  22. Rosette:

    imagine they will say oh we have to go to war this guy eat a whole pig so he wont have to go!


  23. Rosette:

    yes why you think if you send a super fat guy to war he wont eat for a month still live..omg...!


  24. Rosette:

    remember that story of javier he had a song in his bag...well ♫♪ "AIN'T GONNA BUMP NO MORE WITH NO BIG FAT WOMAN his favorite music.....♫♪


  25. Rosette:

    WHAT IS THE QUESTION??

    Thoughts on American Idol results?
    * Gonna miss Simon Cowell?
    * Thoughts on Ron Artest's buzzer beater and the Lakers' narrow victory.
    * Thoughts on the Magic/Celtics game today?
    * Looking forward to Sex and the City 2?
    * How about Eclipse (Twilight saga)?
    * Prince of Persia?
    * Rampage or Rashad?
    * Weekend plans?


  26. Rosette:

    weekend plans...nap nap nap.....I am waiting for my grass to seed ..then I collect the seeds then sprinkle all over the lawn..yes yes yes I got no life...oh maybe if I feel like it I will go out shopping my cousin is getting married ... so pms is over I migth just go...wear pajamas....


  27. Rosette:

    my father in law said it will take all summer for the grass to turn brown the seeds so I am proning him wrong...imagine our grass is getting too tall but I am waiting for it to seed...funny.. then I am waiting for the ants to kill all the bugs in our trees..my father in law said to kill the ants with boiling water but maybe it will help my tree...so I am arguing with him ...GO ANTS GO! I watch the ants they crawl and eat the bugs...so I figure they will eventually move if no more bugs for them to eat.


  28. Rosette:

    o wanna hear something funny we are out shopping dang it my cousin getting married we have to buy clothes so we plotted we buy something else and tell my husband oh yes be bought this this but we actually buy all sorts of bra and a dress for my son's girlfriend and we just say we got pant but it was old pants...funny crack myself up...my weekend of crazy.


  29. Rosette:

    it is fun my hsuband doesn't remember I buy things...my friend her husbnad remember everything...omg.


  30. Rosette:

    my weekend is plan to plot to go shopping! lucky my hsubnad half senile...my youngest we plot oh yes we show somethign else we bought..omg we are bad!


  31. Rosette:

    we are out and about shopping for shampoo and conditoner at a hair salon and a dress for my son's girlfriend then we tell my husband it is for me.WE MAKE HIM PAY...I help her pick the pretty dress she really wanted to go to the wedding so I figure she look good in that dress...she wanted to surprise my son....so cute....we want me to take photos another reason why I would go to the wedding.


  32. Rosette:

    so you ask weekend plan..we got bras ..have you ever tried shopping for bra..omg I didn't know they have sizes and this and that we are lucky we have a great younger sale lady to help us..she explained it...OH great thank you.


  33. Rosette:

    we wait in the change room to see what other girls are wearing .....I am not expert so I sort of look at other grils outfit for my son's dress...so I think I pick a simple delicate yet sophisticated for he age...not too fancy...cute dress.


  34. Rosette:

    for my son's grilfriend


  35. Rosette:

    silver gray thinge and she can add silver necklace


  36. Rosette:

    my youngest out to brithday party and my oldest enjoying spending time painting our recreation room with his grandpa...we are renovating painting froth chocolate ..color easy on the eyes....a room for my husbnad to watch movies with the kids...OKAY actually the room is for me the t.v. watcher... but I choose the color that is MANLY I CALL IT.


  37. Rosette:

    I waited until the boys are older to renovate so this way the kids are not crawling around and kids are older they wont make a mess with the wall...I am making the room relaxing room to watch movie spend time together...taking out all the knick knacks so less dusting.


  38. Rosette:

    if the world is full of fat mama the world will be peaceful....she too busy eating relaxing watching t.v.


  39. Rosette:

    if the kids fight she shove that plate in the kids mouth...NO FIGHTING


  40. Rosette:

    so free points for me?


  41. Chicken Grease:

    I know I've made references to Thor and things "Norse gods," so here's another "yo' mama" joke from the Grease inna Norse deities style (I hope you guys get this, not saying that you won't, but, see, The Grease is such a nerd): "your mama so f@t, she tried using the Midgard Serpent as a belt and when only as long as her lower back."

    I have a more contemporary one: "your mama so ugly, she went in for brain examination and they found something wrong with her colon."

    Short week, everybody! Enjoy!


  42. World Wide Ed:

    Holy Crikey! I've been falling behind shmall kine. Sorry gang!

    * 4.frankie:
    Yo momma so fat, when she has her period, gravy comes out!

    That's just wronnnnng! LOL!

    * 5.matt:
    going to san diego for the long weekend.

    So wot matty? How wuz?

    * 6.uncle jimmy:
    does it get any better in sports than watching the underdog triumph? esp. when one of the "en-title-ment" teams loses..

    I hearrrrd dat! Das why I hate the Yankees, those dang cheaters! LOL!

    * 7.tita leerz:
    Growing up, I think the thing that stung that most is when your playmates is all hatin' on you and tells you, "Go home cook rice!"

    LOLOL!

    * 9.Rosette:
    yo mamma ....can I say yo fat papa!

    Whatevah you like Rosey! :)

    * 17.che:
    Ed, Sorry about the Magic. Maybe next year will be their year.

    GO CELTICS!!!!

    Grrrrr! :P

    * 40.Rosette:
    so free points for me?

    You always go above and beyond Rosey! Much love! :P

    * 41.Chicken Grease:
    your mama so ugly, she went in for brain examination and they found something wrong with her colon.

    LOLOL! I think I liked that one better Ceeg. Didn't quite get the first one! ;)