Fave Friday - Body Parts

May 21st, 2010
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Now before you go thinkin' this is some kind of typically pervy post, hear me out yo.

So the other morning, I got out of the shower (still not pervy, I promise!) and felt something irritating my eye. So I scoped um out in my mirror and noticed a super lonnnng lash piercing the orbital.

Funny thing is this wasn't the first time. In fact, my lash(es) tend to get in my eye more often than I care to count. I think I pretty much must have the weakest lashes in the history of all lashes.

So in honor of today's topic, post your fave (or non fave) body parts in the comment area below. Feel free to list your own parts or from those of the opposite (or same?) sex. Also in honor of today's topic, I'd like to present my skills to you in this captivating work of art. Go ahead. Take it all in. Bwahahahaha!

Fave Friday - Body Parts
Fave Friday - Body Parts

I'll start:

From My Own Body...

Faves:

  • still gots a full head of hair (*knock on wood*)
  • big hands & big feet (which basically only means that I can palm a basketball and wear adult-sized shoes! Ahahaha!)
  • in relatively good shape for a person approaching *cough* years old

Non-Faves:

  • weakest lashes ever invented
  • single persistent/annoying hair that tickles the inside of my left nostril from time to time
  • can't grow a mustache or beard to save my life

From the Opposite Sex...

Faves:

  • I wouldn't have the faintest idea 'cause I don't look anymore 8)
  • Besides I would've only looked at the heart and soul anyway! 8) 8) 8) Muhahahaha!

Non-Faves:

  • a 'stache, espesh if it was fuller than mine! I'd be j!
  • wet armpits
  • being waaaaay too skinny or waaaaay too, um, jolly. :)

So wot? Got any to share? Feel free to include bodily functions like being too gassy or b.o.... You know, the good stuff. :P

Have an awesome VHO7V Friday and weekend y'all!

21 Responses to “Fave Friday - Body Parts”

  1. Rosette:

    well so far so good I am happy with what I got...with all the imperfections I really like my body parts...omg funny...it is half working so I am happy with it..half blind half deaf very short...gassy when I drink milk but hey I am happy with it.

    yes wet armpits did I tell you I watch this show about saving restaurant....well one guy his armpits wet constantly..poor guy...why doesn't he stick panty liner under his armpits...omg funny!

    well you see if you are not perfect you can always buy booty pop or bra padding...funny..with female body you can add fake nails and makeup voila !


  2. Rosette:

    I think if the body package is half good you can go shopping with high heels shoes..if you are short you get to buy kids clothes like me..funny...you learn to go with the flow....


  3. Rosette:

    well kind of funny when my husband hugs me with his whole arms it hurt!..I keep yelling at him can't you see your arms are heavy..then his legs weighs a ton...I get mad hello you are a whale so stop hugging me!


  4. Rosette:

    oh if you are tiny you have hard time shopping for a tiny chair just to fit...when we buy furniture I make sure mine is short and tiny..imagine going to a house with huge chair you have hard time getting out of it.. then if you are tiny and pushing a big huge cart and a baby on top of it you struggle...even harder to cook cause the counter is high!
    so lucky my husband and my son lifts things for me ..I teach my oldest to go shopping for food so I relax.omg..you learn to boss around everybody do this do that mommy is itred...lucky I got two boys they can finally help me!


  5. hemajang:

    Couple days ago, visiting Seattle son and I watching tv, my feet up on coffee table and he says, "What's wrong with your toe?" looking at my left baby toe ...I say, "nuthing." He says."It's all deformed and weird." I replied, "Get matching one." and showed him my right baby toe.

    Never thought my baby toes looked un-normal but actually are different from my other toe nails, baby toe nails has that crushed deformed look, all rough and split. Socks always get caught on one of the tiny edges when putting them on in the morning. Besides weird looking baby toes, my big toes go inwards and slightly under 2nd toe. It has a very tapered Chinese binding look. I blame my mother. Elementary school time, had these tight leather shoes that they said I going need break in. Feet was always sore from those shoes and probably stunted feet into that squeezed deformed shape.


  6. rayboyjr:

    :D :D :D :D :D Happy VHO7V Friday Errr-One!!! :D :D :D :D :D

    ... hey Ed ... W E A K ... like your flimsy eyelash ... that excuse for talking about body parts is soooo weak!!! ... just come out and admit it ... you're human and just like the rest of us ... you like to talk about the fine human body ... once in a while!!! ...

    ... my favority body part??? ...

    ... on myself??? ... hmmm ... I'd say my BEEg ... fat ... brain ... ha! ... and no, not that I'm sayin' I'm the most intelligent guy ... 'cause most of the time ... I'm really lazy and uninspired ... but, because I think God gave me a pretty good glob of stuff in my head ... and my parents did a good job of forming it into something ...

    ... and my brain is pretty useful ... and comes in really handy, sometimes ... as long as another body part *ahem* doesn't get in the way!!! ...

    ... on a woman??? ... c'mon ... do I have to say it??? ... and I'm smilin' here as I think about it ... and visualize it ... oohh ... yeah, baybee ... there nothin' that gets me more excited about a woman ... than a pair of ... nice ... shapely ... jaw-dropping ... eyes ... hah?!! ... that's right ... I've said it before ... and I'll say it again ... the eyes just do it for me!!! ...

    ... and I just luv the almost "cross-eyed" look ... yeeehaaaa!!! ... gotta go take a cold shower now!!! ...

    ... Have a Good One Everyone!!! ...


  7. rayboyjr:

    ... hey Ed ... nice job on the errr ... stick figure drawing ... luv stick figures ... 'cause almost anyone can draw one ...

    ... but one criticism, though ... if that's you and wifey ... you look ok with the fat line head ... but for wifey ... next time, use a thin line to draw her ... it's more flattering with a thin line ...

    ... especially the head ... she looks like she has a Amish-style beard going on!!! ... or fat cheeks ... wassap wit dat!!! ...


  8. rayboyjr:

    Rosette:

    ..half blind half deaf very short...

    ...I get mad hello you are a whale so stop hugging me!...

    @Rosette ... hahaha!!! ... you are so hilarious!!! ... your descriptions just have me rollin' all the time!!! ...


  9. frankie:

    Never trust a big butt and a smile that girl is poooiiiisoooooon!


  10. matt:

    Ed,
    it's getting warmer here in Cali, so the other day, the wife and I were at the store. in walks this girl in shorts and a tank top and I turned to my wife and said "look at the brains on that girl"...I'm not sure where the bottle of spaghetti sauce came from, but, next thing i knew, I was on my back and groggy.


  11. Paco:

    BBD! that takes me back!


  12. World Wide Ed:

    * 1.Rosette:
    half blind half deaf very short...gassy when I drink milk but hey I am happy with it.

    Sounds like a keeper to me! ;)

    * 5.hemajang:
    I blame my mother. Elementary school time, had these tight leather shoes that they said I going need break in. Feet was always sore from those shoes and probably stunted feet into that squeezed deformed shape.

    LOL! Funny. My aunty was a professional ballerina and her toes are all formed to a point/tip. As for my 2nd toe, it's freakishly long. I hear that that means you'll be rich though, so I'm happy. :P

    * 6.rayboyjr:
    ... and I just luv the almost "cross-eyed" look ... yeeehaaaa!!! ... gotta go take a cold shower now!!! ...

    Bwahahahahaha! Had to crack up at this one beej! you telling me cock-eyed hunnies do it for you? Gimme one example bu.

    * 7.rayboyjr:
    ... especially the head ... she looks like she has a Amish-style beard going on!!! ... or fat cheeks ... wassap wit dat!!! ...

    LOLOLOL! Eh, ne-mind! No be jealous of my art skillz! :P

    * 9.frankie:
    Never trust a big butt and a smile that girl is poooiiiisoooooon!

    Ahahaha! Bell Biv DeVoe! What ever happened to them?

    * 10.matt:
    it's getting warmer here in Cali, so the other day, the wife and I were at the store. in walks this girl in shorts and a tank top and I turned to my wife and said "look at the brains on that girl"...I'm not sure where the bottle of spaghetti sauce came from, but, next thing i knew, I was on my back and groggy.

    LOL! Just be thankful, she nevah use da frying pan matty! :P Next time, just look but don't say anything. Hahaha!

    * 11.Paco:
    BBD! that takes me back!

    Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD, Mmm Hmm! ;)


  13. Scott:

    I hate my eyebrows. They get bushy and I have to tweeze them. I feel like a metrosexual. I don't like it.

    I knew guy in college for about a year. We were sitting next to each other at a theater performance and I glance down. He only had 4 fingers on his left hand! Knew him for a year, didn't know he was a deformed fella.

    He got his finger cut off in some kids toy when he was young. His family sued the company and got 3 million dollars. That explains why he always had such nice clothes.


  14. pink lady:

    the eyelash thing happens to me all the time too! i guess i have weak eyelashes as well? i thought it happened to everyone.


  15. uncle jimmy:

    @matt - :lol:

    i like to think of my insides as being just a really dark room wit' nothing actually in it..

    and when a nice breeze blows by, just sort of goes t'rough without ack-chally hitting anything..

    if the doc ever told me dat i had some kind of health problem in one specific organ or anuddah, i'd prolly say..

    whoa, i have one of those? you kiddeen'..


  16. tita leerz:

    @RBJ #7 - I cannot contain this laughter. I must burst in the middle of my office!

    @Matt #10 - Was it brand name or generic? LOL. I must remember that brains line.

    Self like:
    1. My arms. Cuz like any other self-respecting Filipino, I carry mass weapons of destruction under my sleeves. ROFL! Nah, I just wanted to get mental with that one.
    2. My hair. Cuz I have straight, asian hair and i like it!
    3. My "brains." ROFL!!!!!

    Self loathe:
    1. My "brains" - I could use an upgrade. Beyonce?
    2. My other "brains" - I always have a hard time finding the right pair of pants.
    3. My other other "brains." - at least I could just wear a water bra. ROFL! What? TMI? ah!

    Guy like:
    1. His brains. For real.
    2. His other brains.
    3. The other other brains.

    Guy loathe:
    1. His ego. Yes, it is a body part. The ego on some guys are so big that it's the first thing you see even before he opens his mouth.
    2. When they're top heavy. You know da kine. Dey so big up top dey look like one upside down triangle you like tip'em ova like one sleeping cow.

    :)


  17. matt:

    self like:
    brains-I think I'm pretty bright, no matter what anyone else things
    mouth-I think I have some pretty witty retorts and comments
    self don't like:
    the connection between my brains and mouth doesn't work too good sometimes

    for her: I'm not a huge "looks" guy. I can appreciate a well engineered female form as much as the next guy (even better than the next guy since I'm in the SF area...not that there's anything wrong with that), but there's no one body part that stands out. maybe a nice pair of eyes.
    as long as she's not a brain donor...


  18. uncle jimmy:

    self like:

    sense of humor.. at dis age, only t'ing holdeen' up..

    self dislike:

    erryt'ing else.. bitter about vision going.. is not dat i can't shpell, it's dat i ken no mo see..

    legs aren't really firs' to go, but since vision wen arready, you jus' t'ink its da legs.. but its close to dere.. :lol:

    uddah like:

    high standahds: one breas', ten toe, hys-teri-cal laughtah..

    uddah no like:

    wacky or mean..


  19. M:

    Howzit Ed! :)

    I think I'm in good shape for a 57 year old body.
    I look 10 years younger
    My blood pressure is good
    My cholesterol id good
    I go standup paddle boarding for exercise


  20. oldshoes:

    a tweezers,2 hands and a flashlight---->let the fun begin.


  21. World Wide Ed:

    * 13.Scott:
    I hate my eyebrows. They get bushy and I have to tweeze them. I feel like a metrosexual. I don't like it.

    Is it ok if I snicker Scotty2Hotty? ;)

    * 14.pink lady:
    the eyelash thing happens to me all the time too! i guess i have weak eyelashes as well? i thought it happened to everyone.

    I think it does pinky, but mine seems to happen like ALL the time. Almost everyday I think. :(

    * 16.tita leerz:
    1. My arms. Cuz like any other self-respecting Filipino, I carry mass weapons of destruction under my sleeves.

    Funny, I thought that was a Japanese thing. Did you get your tickets yet? 8)

    * 17.matt:
    brains-I think I'm pretty bright, no matter what anyone else things

    LOLOL!

    * 18.uncle jimmy:
    hys-teri-cal laughtah..

    I like hea dat one day ooj!

    * 19.M:
    I think I'm in good shape for a 57 year old body.
    I look 10 years younger
    My blood pressure is good
    My cholesterol id good
    I go standup paddle boarding for exercise

    That's awesome emmz! Hopefully, I can be in as good shape when I get in my fitties. If not, I might have to ask for a sip of your potion. ;)

    * 20.oldshoes:
    a tweezers,2 hands and a flashlight---->let the fun begin.

    Wait, flashlight? LOL!