By World Wide Ed
Now before you go thinkin' this is some kind of typically pervy post, hear me out yo.
So the other morning, I got out of the shower (still not pervy, I promise!) and felt something irritating my eye. So I scoped um out in my mirror and noticed a super lonnnng lash piercing the orbital.
Funny thing is this wasn't the first time. In fact, my lash(es) tend to get in my eye more often than I care to count. I think I pretty much must have the weakest lashes in the history of all lashes.
So in honor of today's topic, post your fave (or non fave) body parts in the comment area below. Feel free to list your own parts or from those of the opposite (or same?) sex. Also in honor of today's topic, I'd like to present my skills to you in this captivating work of art. Go ahead. Take it all in. Bwahahahaha!
From My Own Body...
- still gots a full head of hair (*knock on wood*)
- big hands & big feet (which basically only means that I can palm a basketball and wear adult-sized shoes! Ahahaha!)
- in relatively good shape for a person approaching *cough* years old
- weakest lashes ever invented
- single persistent/annoying hair that tickles the inside of my left nostril from time to time
- can't grow a mustache or beard to save my life
From the Opposite Sex...
- I wouldn't have the faintest idea 'cause I don't look anymore
- Besides I would've only looked at the heart and soul anyway! 8) 8) 8) Muhahahaha!
- a 'stache, espesh if it was fuller than mine! I'd be j!
- wet armpits
- being waaaaay too skinny or waaaaay too, um, jolly.
So wot? Got any to share? Feel free to include bodily functions like being too gassy or b.o.... You know, the good stuff.
Have an awesome VHO7V Friday and weekend y'all!