Christmas Funnies

December 25th, 2009
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MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!!

For those who are taking a brief break from their holiday celebrations to check on in here, here are two quickie Christmas related forwards I got. Hope they help to put a smile on your face on this Christmas day. :)

WEEWEECHU

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Weeweechu

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

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The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!

The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!
The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!

Fantastic. Greg sends along this DIY FYI:

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

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12th Hour UPDATE!

Bruddah David In Oregon literally just sent this to me, so I'm adding it to the funnies. Mahaloz D.O.!

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Now, get back to your family ya hear? Actually, comment first and then get back to your family! Priorities... :P

Have a safe and happy holiday season gang! See you next year! :)

55 Responses to “Christmas Funnies”

  1. J.P.:

    merry xmas, ed! have a good one!


  2. ylea:

    made me laugh. Happy Holidays


  3. NaPueo:

    ROFL!!! Good morning. Funny.


  4. kuya.d:

    Ahahahahaha! Mahalos to @David In Oregon! Mele Kalikimaka ....


  5. che:

    Ed, Merry Christmas.

    That History of Eggnog one is funny but disturbing.


  6. Kage:

    Merry Christmas.

    Love the funnies.


  7. David In Oregon:

    Weeweechu and chu wife a Merry Christmas.


  8. tita leerz:

    weeweechu too!


  9. Rosette:

    corazoncita toothless dog .....Weeweechu !

    SO next time you throw slipper first to see if the guy moves ... you think the old lady get so mad she pulls all the lights out and carry the ladder home ! .. " a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake"


  10. Rosette:

    yes she goes home climbs back attaches one of her huge underwear full of pads...YUP....all that work she climb and it was fake!!!


  11. HNL2LAS:

    Hope you all had a Great Christmas! Those funnies were hilarious... thanks Ed!


  12. M:

    Hello Ed!

    funny funnies....


  13. World Wide Ed:

    * 1.J.P.:
    merry xmas, ed! have a good one!

    Sorry so late, but same to you J Peezy!

    * 2.ylea:
    made me laugh. Happy Holidays

    Same to you ylea! :)

    * 3.NaPueo:
    ROFL!!! Good morning. Funny.

    LOL! Thanks NP! Thanks also to David in Oregon for his contribution. :)

    * 4.kuya.d:
    Ahahahahaha! Mahalos to @David In Oregon!

    Word!

    * 5.che:
    That History of Eggnog one is funny but disturbing.

    LOLOL! I thought the same thing cheche! LOL!

    * 6.Kage:
    Merry Christmas.

    Love the funnies.

    LOL! Happy Holidays Kagz!

    * 7.David In Oregon:
    Weeweechu and chu wife a Merry Christmas.

    LOL! Thanks D.O. Your pics were a hit! :) Mahaloz for sending them in!

    * 8.tita leerz:
    weeweechu too!

    Sankyu!

    * 9.Rosette:
    SO next time you throw slipper first to see if the guy moves

    Ho, what if it was real and your slipper makes him fall Rosey? Abuse! :P

    * 11.HNL2LAS:
    Hope you all had a Great Christmas! Those funnies were hilarious... thanks Ed!

    Props to D.O. as well! :) Happy Holidays H2L!

    * 12.M:
    Hello Ed!

    funny funnies....

    Hehe, thanks M. Happy almost new year to you and your family! :)


  14. tita leerz:

    thank you for unbanning me! :p


  15. HNL2LAS:

    Oh yes! whoops.... thanks David in Oregon! Funny stuff!


  16. Rosette:

    then if he falls you know he is not fake...what if you yell and he is deaf..or worst prank...do you risk climbing like that old lady or toss your slipper....well next time don't climb around if the ladder is unstable and expect other people to rescue the stupid guy! How do you know he falls just to make cash off me..huh....so the battle of wits begin!


  17. Rosette:

    I think the old lady should sue ...the line of prank is between the gray area....what if she breaks her back...that is why you don't do stupid prank because it could go the other way. The way I see it the guy can crawl back unto the landing ...next time put the Christmas decor lower...the guy is costing money people calling using up phone line for his stupidity...somebody could have real heart attack and he is wasting time ...SURE I TOSS SLIPPER is it my fault he is weak...omg funny! OH sure I don't really hit him just enough to make his head turn!


  18. Rosette:

    yes I would call the police...then the guy should be charge...


  19. Rosette:

    abuse is if I get a stick then smack him hard...soft slipper not enough to make a guy fall ..if he is trully hanging for dear life he will answer before he falls...if he is a faker he will fall just to get cash.


  20. Rosette:

    my husband said usually the gutter breaks especially if the guy is heavy..if in doubt call the police.


  21. Rosette:

    That is why my boys don't do any prank....!


  22. Rosette:

    YES HIS MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SMACK HIM WILL SLIPPER SO THIS GUY WOULD NOT DO NONESENSE!


  23. Rosette:

    I wont aim for his head or arms....OH just enough to get his attention...omg you really think I hit the guy's ass! what if the guy is deaf I be throwing for nothing but at least if it fly towardsrds his eyes a bit he might see the slipper...IF I THROW A ROCK then I see him fall....omg! if you don't see his foot move..then you know a fake....PRANK like this should be charge 1,000....CASH for city from stupid people....


  24. Rosette:

    Do you watch the show the annoying devil? His mother should have smack him with slippers.! Or maybe he already got hit in the head too many times so he turned stupid!


  25. BananaFysh:

    Congrats to Kuya for winning the Inaugural WWE Super Bowl! :D

    It was a fun season! Thanks for letting me play! :)


  26. che:

    Ed, since I haven't won yet let me start guessing for tomorrow. The picture won't make a difference. Hasn't helped me so far.

    My guess for 12/30 is Hanamaru near Puck's Alley.


  27. kuya.d:

    @BFysh - how unbelievable was that FF super bowl? It came down to overtime on MNF ... dawg luck ackshen for me.


  28. kuya.d:

    @Ed - thanks for putting the WWE league together!


  29. BananaFysh:

    @kuya - Yeah, that was UNREAL!

    I cheer for the Vikings, so was DOUBLE the excitement! When Favre threw that TD pass to Rice at the end of regulation, I was all "YEAH! TD! NO! NOT TO RICE!!!" :lol:

    I thought I had um, but then I saw my defense score went from 3 to 0 after Chicago scored! :x

    So my Fantasy team AND Vikings lost! :( Double whammy!

    Oh well, that's just how it goes sometimes.

    Congrats again! :D


  30. kuya.d:

    @BFysh - awww ... I look forward to the NFL playoffs. I'm an Eagles fan and I don't think we have a chance against your Vikings and the Saints. This last weekend of games is proving to be important for seeding. Good luck to your Vikes in the playoffs!


  31. NeedaHobby:

    @kuya - congrats on the Super Bowl FF win!

    @Ed - thanks for organizing and for letting me play. It was fun :)


  32. Ynaku:

    Congrats kuya. You uddah guys too for playing.

    Hey che I think you get em. My guess anyway is........Kuhio Grill one pound Laulau with side order Fried Rice.


  33. BananaFysh:

    @Kuya - Hey, you never know what's going to happen in these crazy games.

    Who would have thought the Saints would lose to the Bucs? Or the Jets would beat the Colts?

    This was a pretty tough year for the Eagles, losing Westbrook for several games. I was pretty happy with McNabb's play, though. ;)

    But just like in fantasy, you lose a stud, and you hope the replacement can at least help you win.


  34. BananaFysh:

    I going guess Goma Tei ramen in Ala Moana

    ;)


  35. che:

    BF, I'm a Vikings fan too. These last few weeks are killing me.


  36. BananaFysh:

    @che - Oh yeah, I was thinking that you were a Vikings fan too! So it's you, me and opso who cheer for the purple. ;)

    Yeah, I know what you mean about the last few weeks. :?

    Don't fall apart now! It's prime time! gah!


  37. BananaFysh:

    @che - oh, I forgot to add, the fumble-itis from Peterson must hit you EXTRA HARD, yeah? :x

    When he lost that last one on Monday night, I let out a loud groan. I can imagine you must have groaned twice as loud and long as I did. ;)


  38. kuya.d:

    @BFysh & @che - has the EJ Henderson injury hurt them that much? That dude is a beast! Gotta love Rice and Harvin on the edge for Favre.


  39. kuya.d:

    I'm gonna guess K's bento in Waipahu ... gotta love the chicken from there.


  40. Ynaku:

    Hey BF, I like the Vikings too from High School time.


  41. che:

    The AP fumble hurt at that time but the missed extrapoint still haunts me right now.


  42. che:

    kuya.d, Congratulations on winning the league. I think I draftted first but ended up in the middle. Bad coaching.

    The loss of EJ Henderson is big along with Pat Williams the DT. Arizona and Carolina ran the ball all day against the Vikings.


  43. BananaFysh:

    @Ynaku - Whoo-hoo! Another Vikings fan! :)

    Eh wait, Hilo High is the Vikings too, yeah? ;)

    @kuya & @che -- Oh man, the injuries on the Vikings D did some damage to my team too, since I have them.

    Heartbreaking to see them getting run over by a team like Arizona. :(


  44. NeedaHobby:

    Nah, I think it's Sugoi's garlic chicken. Missed the WIHES today :(


  45. kuya.d:

    @WWE leaguers - it was a fun season, are we in next year commish?

    @BFysh & @che - ooh, that's right Pat Williams out hurts.

    I have one more league championship with the teachers at our school this final weekend. My opponent has Favre, Gore, V Davis all projected to play. I have Manning, Wayne, Vince Jackson all scheduled to rest.

    @Ynakz - another Vikes fan ... Go Hilo High!


  46. kuya.d:

    @Hobbz - ooh, I wanna try Sugoi's ... their food looks mmmmm!


  47. Ynaku:

    @kuya and BF, yep Hilo High Vikings c/o 74 but we were Blue and Gold. Still love that Purple (FIlipino das why :P )

    I keep hearing about Sugois. I should have gone last month but was so hectic..


  48. World Wide Ed:

    HO! Shmall kine convos going on while I was gone, catching up with deadlines! Cool! Time for me to get up to speed! :)

    * 14.tita leerz:
    thank you for unbanning me! :p

    Don't thank me, thank the 'tiser staffers. What'd you do to get yourself banned in the first place leerz? Too much mention of porn? :P

    * 15.HNL2LAS:
    Oh yes! whoops.... thanks David in Oregon! Funny stuff!

    Yup yup H2L! :)

    * 23.Rosette:
    I wont aim for his head or arms....OH just enough to get his attention...omg you really think I hit the guy's ass! what if the guy is deaf

    I think he'll still know something hit his ass even if he was deaf Rosey. :P Nah, nah!

    * 25.BananaFysh:
    Congrats to Kuya for winning the Inaugural WWE Super Bowl!

    It was a fun season! Thanks for letting me play!

    Yeah, that was pretty fun. Mahaloz for participating BF(F)! Damn, that was a good WWE Super Bowl!

    * 26.che:
    Ed, since I haven't won yet let me start guessing for tomorrow. The picture won't make a difference. Hasn't helped me so far.

    My guess for 12/30 is Hanamaru near Puck's Alley.

    LOLOL! Sorry I nevah put one out cheche. End of the month/year deadlines are kicking my butt. I'll put one out next week. In fact, I think I am being promo'd on the front page of the physical paper again next Wednesday.

    * 28.kuya.d:
    @Ed - thanks for putting the WWE league together!

    No worries. Just glad you guys had fun. Congrats on the victory dewz!

    * 31.NeedaHobby:
    @Ed - thanks for organizing and for letting me play. It was fun

    N/P Hobbz. Glad you had fun too! I had QB issues all year, but was still fun nonetheless. LOL!

    * 32.Ynaku:
    Congrats kuya. You uddah guys too for playing.

    Hey che I think you get em. My guess anyway is........Kuhio Grill one pound Laulau with side order Fried Rice.

    LOL! You guys crack me up! So wot naks? WWE Fantasy League next year? ;)

    * 33.BananaFysh:
    But just like in fantasy, you lose a stud, and you hope the replacement can at least help you win.

    But what if your whole team were studs, like your lineup? ;)

    * 34.BananaFysh:
    I going guess Goma Tei ramen in Ala Moana

    ... getting warmer... :P

    * 39.kuya.d:
    I'm gonna guess K's bento in Waipahu ... gotta love the chicken from there.

    colder... :P

    * 42.che:
    kuya.d, Congratulations on winning the league. I think I draftted first but ended up in the middle. Bad coaching.

    Same here cheche! LOL!

    * 43.BananaFysh:
    @Ynaku - Whoo-hoo! Another Vikings fan!

    Will the Lions ever get any better? *sigh* 8)

    * 44.NeedaHobby:
    Nah, I think it's Sugoi's garlic chicken. Missed the WIHES today

    Sowwy Hobbz. Next week. Guaranz! Need some suggestions though on how to spice things up... :)

    * 45.kuya.d:
    @WWE leaguers - it was a fun season, are we in next year commish?

    Can, can. As long as erryone still like play. Also, as long as you give me a bonus 500 points to start the season! ;)

    * 46.kuya.d:
    @Hobbz - ooh, I wanna try Sugoi's ... their food looks mmmmm!

    If you guys go, holla!

    * 47.Ynaku:
    I keep hearing about Sugois. I should have gone last month but was so hectic..

    BTW, we're doing an exclusive online coupon with them right now. Check um out at http://www.aroundhawaii.com if you like one special deal! :)


  49. che:

    stuck at work.

    Have a happy New Year.


  50. kuya.d:

    @che - hoping you get half-day off ... Happy New Year!


  51. kuya.d:

    @WWEhana - thanks for a fun year here on the blog! Been great "getting to know" y'all.

    @CW - thanks for giving me a chance to get some correct answers in WIHIES !

    @uncz - thanks for the Phillies commentary.

    @Hobbz - thanks for the hijack interaction.

    @Ynakz - Big I represent!

    @rbj - thanks for the "eye candy".

    @BFysh - thanks to you and your vikes for letting my okole shlide last week .... "And give me back that banana fysh, give me that fysh!"

    @Leerz - your GA has nothing but aloha for you and your ohana, especially for your daughter with the expressions!

    @Ed - look what you did! Mahalo bruddah!

    And to all ... a healthy and blessed 2010!
    VH07V


  52. NeedaHobby:

    Me too, at work. Happy new year everyone!

    @kuya - loved your recap. No problem on the hijacks - hopefully Ed didn't mind too much ;)


  53. Ynaku:

    @kuya. Best to you and da family.

    And to all the WWE ohana, VH07V

    1 1-2 hour more at work and all pau fo da yea


  54. Melissa:

    Cute! Happy new year, Ed!


  55. World Wide Ed:

    * 49.che:
    stuck at work.

    Have a happy New Year.

    Same to you cheche! Sorry to hear you had to be at work on the eve! :(

    * 51.kuya.d:
    And to all ... a healthy and blessed 2010!
    VH07V

    LOL! Get you fo' tank for VH07V! Much love dewz!

    * 52.NeedaHobby:
    @kuya - loved your recap. No problem on the hijacks - hopefully Ed didn't mind too much

    Anytime Hobbz! Anytime! :)

    * 53.Ynaku:
    And to all the WWE ohana, VH07V

    VH07V naks!

    * 54.Melissa:
    Cute! Happy new year, Ed!

    Hehe, thanks Melly Mel! You too! :)