Christmas Funnies
By World Wide Ed
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!!
For those who are taking a brief break from their holiday celebrations to check on in here, here are two quickie Christmas related forwards I got. Hope they help to put a smile on your face on this Christmas day. 
WEEWEECHU
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
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The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!
The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!
Fantastic. Greg sends along this DIY FYI:
"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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12th Hour UPDATE!
Bruddah David In Oregon literally just sent this to me, so I'm adding it to the funnies. Mahaloz D.O.!
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Now, get back to your family ya hear? Actually, comment first and then get back to your family! Priorities... 
Have a safe and happy holiday season gang! See you next year!
World Wide Ed
December 25th, 2009 at 1:00 am
merry xmas, ed! have a good one!
December 25th, 2009 at 5:19 am
made me laugh. Happy Holidays
December 25th, 2009 at 6:26 am
ROFL!!! Good morning. Funny.
December 25th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Ahahahahaha! Mahalos to @David In Oregon! Mele Kalikimaka ....
December 25th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Ed, Merry Christmas.
That History of Eggnog one is funny but disturbing.
December 25th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Merry Christmas.
Love the funnies.
December 25th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Weeweechu and chu wife a Merry Christmas.
December 25th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
weeweechu too!
December 27th, 2009 at 11:41 am
corazoncita toothless dog .....Weeweechu !
SO next time you throw slipper first to see if the guy moves ... you think the old lady get so mad she pulls all the lights out and carry the ladder home ! .. " a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake"
December 27th, 2009 at 11:43 am
yes she goes home climbs back attaches one of her huge underwear full of pads...YUP....all that work she climb and it was fake!!!
December 27th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Hope you all had a Great Christmas! Those funnies were hilarious... thanks Ed!
December 28th, 2009 at 7:23 am
Hello Ed!
funny funnies....
December 28th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Sorry so late, but same to you J Peezy!
Same to you ylea!
LOL! Thanks NP! Thanks also to David in Oregon for his contribution.
Word!
LOLOL! I thought the same thing cheche! LOL!
LOL! Happy Holidays Kagz!
LOL! Thanks D.O. Your pics were a hit!
Mahaloz for sending them in!
Sankyu!
Ho, what if it was real and your slipper makes him fall Rosey? Abuse!
Props to D.O. as well!
Happy Holidays H2L!
Hehe, thanks M. Happy almost new year to you and your family!
December 28th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
thank you for unbanning me! :p
December 28th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Oh yes! whoops.... thanks David in Oregon! Funny stuff!
December 28th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
then if he falls you know he is not fake...what if you yell and he is deaf..or worst prank...do you risk climbing like that old lady or toss your slipper....well next time don't climb around if the ladder is unstable and expect other people to rescue the stupid guy! How do you know he falls just to make cash off me..huh....so the battle of wits begin!
December 28th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
I think the old lady should sue ...the line of prank is between the gray area....what if she breaks her back...that is why you don't do stupid prank because it could go the other way. The way I see it the guy can crawl back unto the landing ...next time put the Christmas decor lower...the guy is costing money people calling using up phone line for his stupidity...somebody could have real heart attack and he is wasting time ...SURE I TOSS SLIPPER is it my fault he is weak...omg funny! OH sure I don't really hit him just enough to make his head turn!
December 28th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
yes I would call the police...then the guy should be charge...
December 28th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
abuse is if I get a stick then smack him hard...soft slipper not enough to make a guy fall ..if he is trully hanging for dear life he will answer before he falls...if he is a faker he will fall just to get cash.
December 28th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
my husband said usually the gutter breaks especially if the guy is heavy..if in doubt call the police.
December 28th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
That is why my boys don't do any prank....!
December 28th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
YES HIS MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SMACK HIM WILL SLIPPER SO THIS GUY WOULD NOT DO NONESENSE!
December 28th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I wont aim for his head or arms....OH just enough to get his attention...omg you really think I hit the guy's ass! what if the guy is deaf I be throwing for nothing but at least if it fly towardsrds his eyes a bit he might see the slipper...IF I THROW A ROCK then I see him fall....omg! if you don't see his foot move..then you know a fake....PRANK like this should be charge 1,000....CASH for city from stupid people....
December 29th, 2009 at 6:07 am
Do you watch the show the annoying devil? His mother should have smack him with slippers.! Or maybe he already got hit in the head too many times so he turned stupid!
December 29th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Congrats to Kuya for winning the Inaugural WWE Super Bowl!
It was a fun season! Thanks for letting me play!
December 29th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Ed, since I haven't won yet let me start guessing for tomorrow. The picture won't make a difference. Hasn't helped me so far.
My guess for 12/30 is Hanamaru near Puck's Alley.
December 29th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
@BFysh - how unbelievable was that FF super bowl? It came down to overtime on MNF ... dawg luck ackshen for me.
December 29th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
@Ed - thanks for putting the WWE league together!
December 29th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@kuya - Yeah, that was UNREAL!
I cheer for the Vikings, so was DOUBLE the excitement! When Favre threw that TD pass to Rice at the end of regulation, I was all "YEAH! TD! NO! NOT TO RICE!!!"
I thought I had um, but then I saw my defense score went from 3 to 0 after Chicago scored!
So my Fantasy team AND Vikings lost!
Double whammy!
Oh well, that's just how it goes sometimes.
Congrats again!
December 30th, 2009 at 6:21 am
@BFysh - awww ... I look forward to the NFL playoffs. I'm an Eagles fan and I don't think we have a chance against your Vikings and the Saints. This last weekend of games is proving to be important for seeding. Good luck to your Vikes in the playoffs!
December 30th, 2009 at 7:13 am
@kuya - congrats on the Super Bowl FF win!
@Ed - thanks for organizing and for letting me play. It was fun
December 30th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Congrats kuya. You uddah guys too for playing.
Hey che I think you get em. My guess anyway is........Kuhio Grill one pound Laulau with side order Fried Rice.
December 30th, 2009 at 10:24 am
@Kuya - Hey, you never know what's going to happen in these crazy games.
Who would have thought the Saints would lose to the Bucs? Or the Jets would beat the Colts?
This was a pretty tough year for the Eagles, losing Westbrook for several games. I was pretty happy with McNabb's play, though.
But just like in fantasy, you lose a stud, and you hope the replacement can at least help you win.
December 30th, 2009 at 10:26 am
I going guess Goma Tei ramen in Ala Moana
December 30th, 2009 at 11:26 am
BF, I'm a Vikings fan too. These last few weeks are killing me.
December 30th, 2009 at 11:49 am
@che - Oh yeah, I was thinking that you were a Vikings fan too! So it's you, me and opso who cheer for the purple.
Yeah, I know what you mean about the last few weeks.
Don't fall apart now! It's prime time! gah!
December 30th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
@che - oh, I forgot to add, the fumble-itis from Peterson must hit you EXTRA HARD, yeah?
When he lost that last one on Monday night, I let out a loud groan. I can imagine you must have groaned twice as loud and long as I did.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@BFysh & @che - has the EJ Henderson injury hurt them that much? That dude is a beast! Gotta love Rice and Harvin on the edge for Favre.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I'm gonna guess K's bento in Waipahu ... gotta love the chicken from there.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Hey BF, I like the Vikings too from High School time.
December 30th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
The AP fumble hurt at that time but the missed extrapoint still haunts me right now.
December 30th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
kuya.d, Congratulations on winning the league. I think I draftted first but ended up in the middle. Bad coaching.
The loss of EJ Henderson is big along with Pat Williams the DT. Arizona and Carolina ran the ball all day against the Vikings.
December 30th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@Ynaku - Whoo-hoo! Another Vikings fan!
Eh wait, Hilo High is the Vikings too, yeah?
@kuya & @che -- Oh man, the injuries on the Vikings D did some damage to my team too, since I have them.
Heartbreaking to see them getting run over by a team like Arizona.
December 30th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Nah, I think it's Sugoi's garlic chicken. Missed the WIHES today
December 30th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
@WWE leaguers - it was a fun season, are we in next year commish?
@BFysh & @che - ooh, that's right Pat Williams out hurts.
I have one more league championship with the teachers at our school this final weekend. My opponent has Favre, Gore, V Davis all projected to play. I have Manning, Wayne, Vince Jackson all scheduled to rest.
@Ynakz - another Vikes fan ... Go Hilo High!
December 30th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
@Hobbz - ooh, I wanna try Sugoi's ... their food looks mmmmm!
December 30th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@kuya and BF, yep Hilo High Vikings c/o 74 but we were Blue and Gold. Still love that Purple (FIlipino das why
)
I keep hearing about Sugois. I should have gone last month but was so hectic..
December 31st, 2009 at 12:00 am
HO! Shmall kine convos going on while I was gone, catching up with deadlines! Cool! Time for me to get up to speed!
Don't thank me, thank the 'tiser staffers. What'd you do to get yourself banned in the first place leerz? Too much mention of porn?
Yup yup H2L!
I think he'll still know something hit his ass even if he was deaf Rosey.
Nah, nah!
Yeah, that was pretty fun. Mahaloz for participating BF(F)! Damn, that was a good WWE Super Bowl!
LOLOL! Sorry I nevah put one out cheche. End of the month/year deadlines are kicking my butt. I'll put one out next week. In fact, I think I am being promo'd on the front page of the physical paper again next Wednesday.
No worries. Just glad you guys had fun. Congrats on the victory dewz!
N/P Hobbz. Glad you had fun too! I had QB issues all year, but was still fun nonetheless. LOL!
LOL! You guys crack me up! So wot naks? WWE Fantasy League next year?
But what if your whole team were studs, like your lineup?
... getting warmer...
colder...
Same here cheche! LOL!
Will the Lions ever get any better? *sigh*
Sowwy Hobbz. Next week. Guaranz! Need some suggestions though on how to spice things up...
Can, can. As long as erryone still like play. Also, as long as you give me a bonus 500 points to start the season!
If you guys go, holla!
BTW, we're doing an exclusive online coupon with them right now. Check um out at http://www.aroundhawaii.com if you like one special deal!
December 31st, 2009 at 6:38 am
stuck at work.
Have a happy New Year.
December 31st, 2009 at 7:38 am
@che - hoping you get half-day off ... Happy New Year!
December 31st, 2009 at 7:49 am
@WWEhana - thanks for a fun year here on the blog! Been great "getting to know" y'all.
@CW - thanks for giving me a chance to get some correct answers in WIHIES !
@uncz - thanks for the Phillies commentary.
@Hobbz - thanks for the hijack interaction.
@Ynakz - Big I represent!
@rbj - thanks for the "eye candy".
@BFysh - thanks to you and your vikes for letting my okole shlide last week .... "And give me back that banana fysh, give me that fysh!"
@Leerz - your GA has nothing but aloha for you and your ohana, especially for your daughter with the expressions!
@Ed - look what you did! Mahalo bruddah!
And to all ... a healthy and blessed 2010!
VH07V
December 31st, 2009 at 8:40 am
Me too, at work. Happy new year everyone!
@kuya - loved your recap. No problem on the hijacks - hopefully Ed didn't mind too much
December 31st, 2009 at 8:44 am
@kuya. Best to you and da family.
And to all the WWE ohana, VH07V
1 1-2 hour more at work and all pau fo da yea
January 2nd, 2010 at 10:30 am
Cute! Happy new year, Ed!
January 4th, 2010 at 7:24 am
Same to you cheche! Sorry to hear you had to be at work on the eve!
LOL! Get you fo' tank for VH07V! Much love dewz!
Anytime Hobbz! Anytime!
VH07V naks!
Hehe, thanks Melly Mel! You too!