Archive for December, 2009

Christmas Funnies

December 25th, 2009
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MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!!

For those who are taking a brief break from their holiday celebrations to check on in here, here are two quickie Christmas related forwards I got. Hope they help to put a smile on your face on this Christmas day. :)

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It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

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The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!

The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!
The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!

Fantastic. Greg sends along this DIY FYI:

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

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12th Hour UPDATE!

Bruddah David In Oregon literally just sent this to me, so I'm adding it to the funnies. Mahaloz D.O.!

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Now, get back to your family ya hear? Actually, comment first and then get back to your family! Priorities... :P

Have a safe and happy holiday season gang! See you next year! :)

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

December 24th, 2009
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Wow, two blogs in a row? And, during the holidays no less!? Yep, that's just the way I Rolo. (Weren't those just the bomb back in the day? :P ) I even have another blog queued up for tomorrow, so trifecta hurr we come!

Anyway, this one's for all y'all procrastinators out there! If you find yourself needing to shop today, on Christmas Eve, you must be outcho damn mind! ;) But seriously, if you need to do a little last minute action, here's a funny forward I received from a co-worker, to help get you in the mood. Enjoy!

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

Dear Mrs. Sugimoto, (name changed for realism ;) )

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Sugimoto, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away". This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"  EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his
nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but certainly not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here."  One of the clerks passed out.

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Talk to me!
* In the comment area below, post another funny thing "Mr. Sugimoto" could do at the store above. Be as creative as you can...

One more day 'til Christmas y'all! The post for tomorrow will contain more funnies. Until then... Shoots!

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? - December 23, 2009

December 23rd, 2009
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OK, OK... as we approach Christmas (just two days away!), the holiday spirit is finally hitting me. So even though I was supposed to join the rest of y'all on holiday hiatus, I thought I'd entertain the few of you who are still checking in with this Christmasy-themed Where In Hawaii. Enjoy! :)

Last week, bruddah kuya.d crept up to 3rd place on da leadahboard by correctly guessing Toshi's Delicatessen. That gives him back to back wins and puts him in position to be the first for the turkey. Congrats dewz!

This week, we got some animation ack-shon goin' on again. It's a festive Christmas tree from bottom to top. Too bad for you, I cropped out most of the background. Muhahahaha! 8)

Attempting another multi-point photo might be hard with less people reading, but let's give it a go shall we? Here's how we'll divvy up the points this week:

* General Location: 1 point
* Name of closest business: 1 point
* Name of closest cross streets: 1 point each (3 points possible)

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? - December 23, 2009
Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? - December 23, 2009

Hints: Ho Ho Ho! ;)


Da "Where In Hawaii" Winnahz Circle!

Da Leadahboard!

  1. Coconut Willy - 9
  2. snow - 8
  3. kuya.d - 5
  4. Takeshi - 4.5
  5. rayboyjr - 3
    M - 3
    Paco - 3
    HNL2LAS - 3
  6. NeedaHobby - 2
    MakiSushi - 2
    NaPueo - 2
    hemajang - 2
    Syxx - 2
    jr. - 2
  7. pink lady - 1.5
    skycastles - 1.5
  8. tita leerz - 1
    carokun - 1
    mcat - 1
    YN - 1
    Scott - 1
    Marvo - 1
    k15 - 1
    getITon - 1
    Kage - 1
    miLL-viLLe - 1
    jack - 1
    frankie - 1
    Ynaku - 1
    Rodney - 1
    teej - 1
    BarbieQ! - 1
    kako mochi - 1
    ijiwarui - 1
    GumbysHorse - 1
  9. Coconut Willy's wifey - 0.5
    MoOgooGuypAN - 0.5

Back to Back Winnahz!
*  snow, Paco, Syxx, NaPueo, MakiSushi, pink lady, kuya.d

P.S. Adding this footnote to all future WIH posts... If any of y'all have pics you'd like to contribute to the "Where In Hawaii" game, feel free to email them to me and I'll post um up in future blogs! And yes, you aren't allowed to guess on those days! LOL! :P

Happy Hump Day Where In Hawaii Wednesday y'all. Shooooots!

Flashback Friday: Holiday Memories

December 18th, 2009
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A-ight peeps, as the end of December quickly approaches, I, like the rest of y'all, will be taking a little break for the holidays. Let's face it... many of you are probably not reading during this time anyway. :P

But before that, I wanted to take the time to thank all of you wonderful readers for supporting WWE these last few years (can you believe April 28, 2010 makes 2 years!?). It's been fun and it seems like we've been through a lot together, even though many of us have never met IRL. Gotta love the power of the Internet eh?

I've had the pleasure of playing fantasy football with some of you, and have even met a few others in person. Speaking of which, much love to bruddahs hemajang and MakiSushi for their gifts of T-shirts, and bruddah bB for his furikake and stone cookie omiyage (brok' da mout' literally!) from the B.I.! Hopefully, I was able to repay the favor to some of you with my movie pass and UH basketball ticket giveaways, local reviews/articles/interviews, and overall silliness of this blog. Hope it helped to play at least a small role in your otherwise busy lives.

Your Fave Holiday Memories?

K, let's do a quick Flashback Friday kine moment hurr:

* Since the holidays are a special time we share with our loved ones, let's use this moment to share with each other, our favorite holiday memory/mammaries. 8). Use the comment box below to share with da WWE `ohana. Yes, sorry, that was a lot of "share"s. :P

For me, I think the most recent memory was making mochi at grandma's house last year. As Japanee as I am, that was the first time I ever did that. Fun fun!

The True Meaning of the Holidays
The True Meaning of the Holidays

P.S. I won't completely disappear from your life though! Shucks huh? :P  I've been getting a few Christmas/holiday related forwards lately, so I may be posting those from time to time, to pass your time (to time). ;) Don't want ya to forget about WWE after all! :P

Have a safe and happy holiday season gang! See y'all next year! *wave* :)

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? - December 16, 2009

December 16th, 2009
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With two back to back weeks of comments hitting in the triple digits (and a whoppin' 208 last week, WWE is officially legit. Majahloz for your active participation as of late. Makes a brutha feel good. You guys are DA BOMB!!! :)

Not quite sure if this week's comment count will be as insane as in the past since the formula for high comment counts = Japanese restaurant + caption contest, but we can definitely try right? 8) We go!

BTW, congrats to the winners of last week's points fiesta!:

* Name of business: Long's Drugs (0.5 a piece to rayboyjr. and kuya.d)
* Location of business: Aiea, but technically Pearl City (0.5 points a piece to pink lady and kuya.d)
* Funniest caption: "Hana....hana buttah....boogahz!" (1 point to tita leerz)

Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? - December 16, 2009
Where In Hawaii is Edward Sugimoto? - December 16, 2009

Hints: Some place dat get chow fun! ;)


Da "Where In Hawaii" Winnahz Circle!

Da Leaderboard!

  1. Coconut Willy - 9
  2. snow - 8
  3. Takeshi - 4.5
  4. kuya.d - 4
  5. rayboyjr - 3
    M - 3
    Paco - 3
    HNL2LAS - 3
  6. NeedaHobby - 2
    MakiSushi - 2
    NaPueo - 2
    hemajang - 2
    Syxx - 2
    jr. - 2
  7. pink lady - 1.5
    skycastles - 1.5
  8. tita leerz - 1
    carokun - 1
    mcat - 1
    YN - 1
    Scott - 1
    Marvo - 1
    k15 - 1
    getITon - 1
    Kage - 1
    miLL-viLLe - 1
    jack - 1
    frankie - 1
    Ynaku - 1
    Rodney - 1
    teej - 1
    BarbieQ! - 1
    kako mochi - 1
    ijiwarui - 1
    GumbysHorse - 1
  9. Coconut Willy's wifey - 0.5
    MoOgooGuypAN - 0.5

Back to Back Winnahz!
*  snow, Paco, Syxx, NaPueo, MakiSushi, pink lady

P.S. Adding this footnote to all future WIH posts... If any of y'all have pics you'd like to contribute to the "Where In Hawaii" game, feel free to email them to me and I'll post um up in future blogs! And yes, you aren't allowed to guess on those days! LOL! :P

Happy Hump Day Where In Hawaii Wednesday y'all. Shooooots!

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