World Wide Ed

Fun Day Monday: "Feminine Products"

November 30th, 2009

This one's a kinda combo platterΒ kine post: Combination Survey Thursday & Fun Day Monday. Hopefully, you'll participate as if it were both days, meaning double the comments. 8) *sigh* A fella can dream right? πŸ˜‰

So a few weeks ago, a co-worker told me that the sign of true love is if a man buys his woman (for lack of a better word) "pads". OK, sorry, "feminine products"... I've actually heard this several times before and was wondering why in the heck women always want their men to buy themΒ "pads" to prove their love?

Me? I'd rather not. I'm embarrassed enough to have to buy a risque magazine on my own... (That is, of course, if I were to even be that kind of sleazy pervert to begin with!) πŸ˜‰ Actually, I do have to confess. I did have to sleaze it up once when we bought a friend (who was getting married) a dirty magazine. Of course, we even threw in the obligatory pack of gum, as if it were going to throw the cashier off or somethin'. 8)

My co-worker then posed an interesting twist to this. Since her hubby does this for their daughter, she asked if I'd buy these wondrous products for my future daughter. Eeeeenteresting. That's a tricky one, but I actually think I would. For some reason, that's a different story. Strange eh?

So where you at? I'm curious to know where all of y'all stand on this topic. Here are the many combinations, depending on your sex and marital status: πŸ˜›

* If you are a guy:
- Would you buy the FPs for your girlfriend (if you were single)?
- Would you buy the FPs for your wife (if you were married)?
- Would you buy the FPs for your future daughter?
- Have you ever bought the FPs for any girlfriend?
- Have you ever bought the FPs for your wife?
- Have you ever bought the FPs for your daughter?

* If you are a gal:
- Would you make your boyfriend buy you your FPs (if you were single)?
- Would you make your hubby buy you your FPs (if you were married)?
- Did you ever make any boyfriend buy you your FPs?
- Did you ever make your hubby buy you your FPs?
- Do you think this is a sign of true love? Why?

*Here's mine:
- Would you buy the FPs for your girlfriend (if you were single)? Nope.
- Would you buy the FPs for your wife (if you were married)? Rather not.
- Would you buy the FPs for your future daughter? Perhaps.
- Have you ever bought the FPs for any girlfriend? Nope (thank the heavens!).
- Have you ever bought the FPs for your wife? Nope.
- Have you ever bought the FPs for your daughter? N/A

Whew! What a way to start the work week yeah? Someone's gotta spice things up around here... πŸ˜› Have a great week y'all!

Talk to me!
* Thoughts on Tiger Woods' crash? Something's fishy yeah?
* Any "New Moon" reviews out there (good or bad)?
* Other movies you wanna see? I kinda wanna see Ninja Assassin (though not a big fan of Rain playing the lead role) and This Is It.
* Thoughts on Adam Lambert's AMA performance?
* Christmas plans? All set?

Holla!

68 Responses to “Fun Day Monday: "Feminine Products"”

  1. Rosette:

    @ jhmcn: see it say here ED SAID "TALK TO ME" ..so I DID..so please pad your mouth and seal it with theh sticky part of pads @ jhmcn..HINT READ THE FINE PRINT...ed said to talk ME

    OH ED I WANT TO WATCH THIS Ninja Assassin ..I like action movies....DO THEY WEAR PADS THE NINJA..flying pads?


  2. hemajang:

    whoa Rosey, padding Mr Ed's blog count o wat? No need get too mad at jhmcn, he on his knees crying uncle already, wiping away tears with a FP...hey, I enjoy reading your stream of consciousness...peace.


  3. kuya.d:

    Ouch! Someone get that Nike out my rump because bigpileofmediocrity (passionbucket) just beat me down in our fantasy football match.


  4. World Wide Ed:

    * 12.theDman:
    Never bought them for my wife, she takes care of that 100%.

    We're lucky yeah Big D!? πŸ™‚

    * 14.skycastles:
    Do you think this is a sign of true love? Why?
    I don't think so. What it is though is a sign of bad planning on the girl's part. You either don't know your cycle and don't plan ahead or you're not cheap like me and don't care about sales

    LOLOL! "Bad planning." Nice. They should go "mega-shopping" at Costco for the humongoid packs yeah sky? πŸ˜›

    * 16.Scott:
    I play it dumb with regard to those feminine products so my wife doesn't trust me to buy any

    LOLOL! Love the strategy Scotty2Hotty. I hear that works for dishes and folding clothes too, but I would never know. πŸ˜‰ And yeah, I agree with your statements about Tiger. Same applies to Kobe Bryant.

    * 17.tita leerz:
    -Would you make your boyfriend buy you your FPs (if you were single)?
    I tired. He never like. He would always let go my hand in the store and
    head towards another aisle.

    The most shocking thing in that sentence is that leerz is actually holding hands with someone! Such a softie! πŸ˜‰

    * 18.tita leerz:
    New Moon: I am not a cougar mom. ROFL! But if I were, I prefer the K9 over the Tick anyday.

    That means you're Team Jacob and not Team EDWARD!!!??? Dead meat leerz! Dead meat! πŸ˜›

    * 21.uncle jimmy:
    Edward, as you get oldah, you'll figgah ouit, pick yo' battles , brah..

    dis ain't one of 'em..an' if it is, boy, are you in for a shock.. hopefully not a toxic one..

    LOL! But ewwww! πŸ˜‰

    * 23.che:
    Related to a prior post about old products, here is my amusing (or disturbing) story. When I was in my 20's and played softball I was dumb enough to still be sliding. I would get these big strawberries on my shin. On Mondays for work I would need to wear long pants so I would put gauze over the wound and tape around my shin. Removing the bandage after work was painful because the gauze would stick to the wound as I peeled it off. A freind at work said that instead of gauze he used a p#nty liner (not sure if I am discribing the correct FP) because it was absorbant and wouldn't stick to the wound. I tried it and it worked well.

    LOLOLOLOL! OMG! I wish I knew this when I used to slide too cheche! My bandaging would someitmessoak through and get my slacks all bloody. P@nty liner would've been money! LOL! But yeah, no more sliding for me. Not even worth it now.

    * 24.carokun:
    Would you make your boyfriend buy you your FPs (if you were single)?
    Yes

    LOL! Love the firmness c-chan! Also just realized that my questioning didn't make sense. "If you were single?" Hehe!

    * 25.Rosette:
    one time I was rushing so fast the darn panty liner stuck to my pants I was out all the way to tthe store..I look down ..OH DAMN PANTYLINER ...so I was like omg!

    Yikes! At least somebody else didn't point it out for you. 8)

    * 26.skycastles:
    Also, I never did understand girls who would buy only when they needed it. I don't have time to pick some up every other month or whatever. Plus, I like me some variety so I got several open at once for different times.

    What the!?!? Hehe, nah, nah! We be fams!

    * 27.Rosette:
    well I accidentally cut my dog nail too short so I warp hsi foot with pantyliner and those wrapping thingy so it wont stick to his fur..he was licking his foot so much ..the next day his nail was fine.

    Lick lick lick? Or should I say Push push PUSH!? πŸ˜‰

    * 30.kuya.d:
    I've done it for my good wahine friend before ... no biggy. Does that mean points for me ladies?

    Heyyyyy! LOL!

    * 31.soogs:
    i've bought it for my wife on occasion. i dont have a problem with it except for the 1000 combinations/variations that the stuff comes in. wings? no wings? light days? ultra thin? maxi? or the ominous labeled heavy flow? i guess i'm comfortable buying them cuz every time i go, i have to ask a female clerk for help.

    LOL! I can't imagine having to buy a "Heavy Flow" one, even if I was a girl. Jeez. Just sounds so... [no comment]! No offense ladies! πŸ˜›

    * 35.jhmcn:
    oh Ed, the second I read the title I knew you were going to set off that phsyco blog hog.

    And who would that be jhmcn? 8)

    * 38.Rosette:
    I better ask you before jhmcn interrupts my question with his idiotic comments..his brain a size of pads !

    In jhmcn's defense, the comment never mentioned any names. 8) But yeah Rosey, pads on my ears would be nice during jits. πŸ˜‰

    * 52.hemajang:
    whoa Rosey, padding Mr Ed's blog count o wat?

    No complaints from me. Wheeeeeeeeeeee! πŸ™‚


  5. NeedaHobby:

    Whoa, someone has been busy on this blog!

    I don't think that buying FP is a sign of true love. I can't seem to recall ever having a BF buy any FP for me. I do recall asking my hubby to buy some though. It was an emergency situation. You know, when you're not at home (with the stash) and you've had an unexpected "accident". Nuff said.

    @tita & @sky - I've resorted to buying the Costco supply. Kinda shame when you buy such a large quantity. But, hey, it's a lot cheaper and you don't have to buy it as often. 😎 πŸ˜†


  6. NeedaHobby:

    @kuya - I feel your pain! Bigpile is on a roll!


  7. Kage:

    Hey Ed, you got alot of comments on this one, eh?


  8. tita leerz:

    @Hobz...back in college, me and my roommates shared the box. I always thought it was funny that the 4 of us would head to the male cashier with a big box of tampons. LOL


  9. M:

    Hello Ed!

    I don't have any problems with buying any FP for my wife or daughter. I have done it many times already.


  10. World Wide Ed:

    * 55.NeedaHobby:
    Whoa, someone has been busy on this blog!

    LOL! Not a problem Hobbz! Rosey's the bomb for comment counts! 8)

    * 57.Kage:
    Hey Ed, you got alot of comments on this one, eh?

    All hail Rosey! πŸ™‚

    * 58.tita leerz:
    @Hobz...back in college, me and my roommates shared the box. I always thought it was funny that the 4 of us would head to the male cashier with a big box of tampons. LOL

    You must've made his day actually! Guys will like 4 girls coming in their line with anything. πŸ˜‰

    * 59.M:
    I don't have any problems with buying any FP for my wife or daughter. I have done it many times already.

    That's why you have a long and happy marriage emmz! πŸ™‚


  11. Rosette:

    okay answer this one would you help your wife stick the panty pad on her panty? one time I ask my husband can you help me with my pads I was painting my nails so it was wet ..dumb husband was touching my pad all over so I say do it agin do not touch the middle then he pulled my underwear so up I almost go a wedgy! !


  12. Rosette:

    yes all I ask was pull my underwrear I got wedgy..good thing we don't have a daughter..!


  13. Rosette:

    when I was younger my girl cousin use to help me with my pads she used to stick the pads for me so neatly then I got this husband here omg..forget it..no help at all..! so they expect us to get ready in two seconds next thing I am stuck with pads walking around with it...they wonder I just sit with my pajama ..too much work even to stick the pad on!


  14. Rosette:

    now you see why we are cranky that pad stuck there sometimes is not comfortable especially you buy the bulk and didn't realize the darn pad is too short or too thin...then idiot husband ask you wanna go fishing and camping! argh...


  15. Rosette:

    before you defend and guy that need pad on his mouth I got proof..I was in this other blog and his jhmcn:comment
    Rosette FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE F#@!* UP!!!!!!!

    any ass that would talk like that deserve a used pad up his mouth !


  16. Rosette:

    I was having a conversation with this other guy..and this jhmcn interrutps with his comments ....

    HELLO I GOT T.V IN MY HOUSE WHICH I CAN ONLY TYPE ONE A TIME when I read a blog I GOT A LIFE that is why I answer little bits..


  17. World Wide Ed:

    * 66. Rosette:
    I was having a conversation with this other guy..and this jhmcn interrutps with his comments ....

    HELLO I GOT T.V IN MY HOUSE WHICH I CAN ONLY TYPE ONE A TIME when I read a blog I GOT A LIFE that is why I answer little bits..

    No need to defend your billion posts Rosey. It pads my comment count to new highs so you won't hear me complaining... much. πŸ˜‰


  18. Rosette:

    make it billion and one post...so I am recycling using my pad box as Christmas present box!