This Is How We Do: Bathrooms

May 19th, 2009
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On my never-ending quest to entertain  y'all, I'm introducing another little game up in hurr. It's called "This Is How We Do"... and the idea is pretty much how it sounds. I choose a topic and we all share our unique stories of how we "do" (it).

Since bat'chrooms seemed to be a popular topic a few weeks ago, let's go with that theme for today. I know... quality journalism right? ;)

Honestly, I think I'm a closet germaphobe. A Monk-in-the-making, if you will. I try - at all costs - to avoid touching door handles or rails or other common places people put their grubby paws on. Bathrooms practically give me a complex because not only do these germ infested peeps touch places I may also have to touch, but they do so with #1 or #2 infested paws. Ack!

So I seriously have a ritual I go through in order to make it halfway bearable up in thurr. I have it down to a science... fo real!

So without further ado... This Is How I Do: Bathrooms...

* Push door open with fist, elbow or foot - the outside of the door is not too bad as the people going in would be relatively clean (you would think).
* If it's #1, aim for the puddle less traveled - the less splash the better, so I avoid the puddles at the bottom of the receptacle. I even opt to aim down the sides of the receptacle. The thinking is that not too many people do that (they usually aim straight forward) so it could possibly still be clean if a splash were to freakishly return to sender.
* If #2, push stall door open with fist, elbow or foot and close/lock with TP - the stall's lock is probably the grossest thing in the whole joint. Since there is no sink between toiletsville and the lock, you can be sure that that thang is growing some things you don't wanna write home to mama about.
* Do a spot check - before I take my throne,  I make sure that there are ample toilet seat covers and backup TP to take care of bidness. I also check to see what goodies the previous owner left for me. If there is indeed a present left behind, I move to the next stall. Repeat until empty/clean toilet found. In case of emergency, flush 4-5 times before using.
* Wipe seat - using a big wad of TP, I wipe down the seat and flush that puppy down the tubes.
* Wipe seat again - with a bigger TP wad, I wipe the seat down again (to clean the splashes) and place it in the center of the water. This wad will help "cushion" the fall to avoid splash-ups to your crown jewels. LOL! I can't believe we're talking about this! Sorry!
* Use toilet seat cover - these are golden. In case of emergency, laying down rolls of TP on the seat works just as well. Be careful not to set off the auto flush while working your magic or you have to start all ovah again. *groan*
* Kick seat cover in with foot and flush with extra TP or foot - when I finish dropping off the kids, I kick the toilet seat cover in the bowl with my foot and cross my fingers that the auto-flush works. If it doesn't, an extra wad of TP or my foot work equally well to handle the manual flush action.
* Open lock and door with TP - if you can't already tell, TP, for me, is money. I use it for everything.
* Pump paper tower dispenser and tuck under arm - sometimes you'll get those old school paper towel dispensers that you need to manually pump. TP to the rescue! Otherwise, do this first (get your paper towel) and then wash your hands. You don't want to be touching that handle with clean hands.
* Wash hands like mad with soap and wipe with paper towel - this goes without saying.
* Use wet/used paper towel (or dispense new one) to open bathroom door to get the hell outta dea, using feet as much as possible - I actually get annoyed now when public restrooms don't have a trash can right next to the exit/door. Don't they know!?!? :P

So that's my ritual. A little neurotic or not anal enough? *giggle* Whatchu tink?

So how about it? Bathrooms... How do you do?

52 Responses to “This Is How We Do: Bathrooms”

  1. YN:

    quality journalism for sure... *ahem*.... now i know what to get you for christmas.... box of disposable gloves!! oh bruddah, you will certainly not survive in asia... besides your motherland, of course. off to china tomorrow, where people sneeze and cough without covering their mouth, open area IS the toilet.... hahahhaha... zai jian!


  2. uncle jimmy:

    Edward..

    in defense of "shootah"..

    so most people start the day with a nice hot shower, or if you're really Asian, maybe the night before in order to go to bed "clean"..

    so we then get dressed an' pahk the shooter in some nice clean clothes an' we're off for the day..

    the hands meanwhile, well, who knows where they been.. toucheen' dis, grabbeen' dat.. hoo, da mine boggles..

    den at some poin' dureen' da day, nachah calls an' we ansa.. right off to da bat'room to air out shootah.. kay, now dis guy been mindeen' his own bizness all day while da hands have been all ovah da place, yeah? so da hands jus' wander in an' grab shooteh by da neck, watah da flowers or whatevahs, an' repahk shootah in his place..

    den, what's da firs' t'ing peopo do? dey like wash dere hands like they wen touch somet'ing unclean... ho, get it all backwahds, brah..

    should be washin' shootah in dat sink, not his disgustin' frien's, da hands..

    howevah, one small sug-ges-tion, yeah?... try be alone in dis bat'room wen you like wash off shootah, or you may make more frien's den you intend.. :lol:


  3. 9th Island Cuz:

    uncle jimmy:

    Thanks uncle ROTFLOL

    SHOOTAH almost wen watah da floor


  4. kuya.d:

    all I know is that you must take a looooong time to go potty bruddah! to me, if gotta go, gotta go. but like I said before, I do prefer the comforts of home or the one secluded, "exclusive" bathroom on campus.

    What's up with the obsessions Ed? Yesterday, two guys kissing, today, potty habits. I give you credit for self- disclosure.


  5. Kel Sr.:

    Aloha Ed,

    Liquid Hand sanitizer's (whatever size you want to have in your pocket). Disposable gloves, handi-wipes (the kind they used to give out at the casinos in dem little packets).

    It's not only the germy dirty ones, but who's in the bathroom, i.e. the bruddha with the "whatcha looking at, u lik me broke your face" or the "I can borrow a quarter?" which someday will be your wallet, etc.!!

    Dat's All My Man!


  6. Ynaku:

    eeeeewwwww!!!!!! :lol:

    Brah write your name when you shooting. Aim for the deodorizer huckey puck or splash guard to lessen spray back.

    I agree gotta make sure get extra TP and a**hat in the stalls before doing the #2. I agree with a lot of what you mentioned.

    I try to avoid the ones with BIG puddle under the stall or bowl. After all you gotta walk out with it..

    Love this GROSS Quality Post today. :twisted:


  7. frankie:

    The nice thing about being tall is that I can reach up with my leg to flush the urinal. That urinal handle has more bacteria than a microbiologist's lab or Amy Winehouse's lips!

    6'1" FTW!


  8. uncle jimmy:

    :lol:


  9. NeedaHobby:

    Hmmm, I thought only us women were germaphobes! Guess not! :razz: Did you used to watch Ally McBeal? There was a character, John, that used to have a remote to pre-flush the toilet before using it. That always used to crack me up. :lol:

    Whenever I go to a public restroom, I always wonder where to put my purse. If I'm lucky, there's a hook on the door. Otherwise, I hang it around my neck! I refuse to put my purse on the floor ... eeew!

    Public restrooms are not nearly as bad as porta pottys though! That could be another blog topic in itself ... j/k!


  10. Miss Pris:

    wow Ed...youre really para's huh! And here I thought only us mothers were paranoid about everything....you take the cake! haha!

    I'm pretty much the same way....with the TP....use it for everything too!

    And can I just add.....I think its soooo dang digusting when women use the bathroom and they DON'T wash their hands!!! EWWWWW!!! I see so many women doing that, it just grosses me out beyond belief!!! NASTY!!


  11. jknakas1:

    Man Ed, that's a pretty detailed ritual!

    I myself don't have any sort of step-by-step process, but I guess I just make sure I don't splash anything on myself, and I make sure to thoroughly wash my hands with soap and hot (if available) water. And once I wash my hands I try not to touch anything else (push paper towel dispenser handle with my elbow, open the door with paper towel). I only started doing this because I noticed how many people just go, and then go! No stopping by the sink to wash! So gross!


  12. pink lady:

    i always do the paper towel trick for the faucet and door when i leave. i see lots of women who don't wash their hands or they just rinse their hands in water for two seconds which is just as bad in my opinion. SICK.

    can you believe heidi said yes to spencer?? he's a jerk. don't worry my bf watches the hills too - sometimes even when i'm not there :)


  13. theDman:

    Wow! the DOUBLE TP wipe?

    and then the seat cover after that?

    Got me beat Ed.


  14. M:

    Good Morning Ed! :)

    I just make sure get toilet paper if I go #2.


  15. Rosette:

    yes this is what I do...check a house if the toilet is in a room ..out you go....find another house ....TOILET stink in room ..if I have my way I design a house with the bathroom out more tunnel through to get across the toilet..omg...same with cooking area out out stinky food..omg so much for my attitude my husband get mad....

    I have toilet ritual.... I go the the back of toilet less people use it and no way in hell I sit on public toilet..I kind of sit half way up so I wont touch the sit then I put toilet paper so when I pee I wont spalsh on my butt..AT home I toss bleach inside the toilet tank...I touch nothing not even the side of the wall....when I wipe myself I make sure I roll out toss that then I roll again to use you never know the toilet paper got splashed at...yes tiny spray ..then I run out as I flush the toilet I don't want that splash on me...! tes the toilet first if it is a good flush ..if not don't POOP on that omg..it wil;l get stuck..omg EMERGENCY only ..if a real emergency test all the toilets get the best flush.....you know you will get stuck if you poo in crappy toilet..so test test test.... with all the stress go home already...yes if I go out I avoid eating too much or drinking etc..I go out in the afternonn when I done out of my business..yup..so afternoon appoinnents less stress... BY THE TIME the day is over when I think too much about toilet....LUCKY I AM HOME!


  16. Rosette:

    then a ritual washign hand...I am alwasy happy to see a fasucet that is autmatic no need to touch..yes then I think hmm...I grab paper towl with my elbow opem the door with that or wait for someoen to comein then I bolt out holding teh door with my foot....I tyr not to touch my face or mouth at all....! or I get smart I tell my husband
    hey idiot open the door okay do I look like I want to catch a cold from the door it is your fault for takign me out
    ! omg funny huh


  17. Rosette:

    NEXT THING YOU KNOW my boys full of cold mom can you hug me...I am sick..omg!! so much for cleanliness.....


  18. Rosette:

    I have a thrown for you a baby potty toilet lined with large ziploc then I get my umbrella POP that open covered with blanket full of clothes line clip voila TOILET MADE FOR KING no need to flush ...! zip zip...I give you paper with a bit of water...relax.....! STUPID idiotic HUSBAND has to take me out fishing so I have to carry my potty.


  19. Kage:

    @Ynaku - sometimes da splash guard splashes....

    I aim for the puddle. Less chance of returning to sender.
    Luckily the place I work get cleaned regularly throughout the day.

    We are having problems with some people not knowing there is a manual flush if the automatic one does not kick in. Really, I have a hard time believing someone (we are all adults) will leave presents (or presence, thinkaboutit) in a toilet...come on.


  20. skycastles:

    Whoa Ed, that's some ritual you got there :lol: I think this is probably one of the funniest posts you've had so far!

    The first trick is to find the cleanest (comparatively speaking) or least trafficked toilet in the vacinity. Why use the huge bank of public bathrooms on the street level of Ala Moana when Neiman, Macy's and Nordstrom are so close? Ya know they have the funds to keep a clean commode.

    Also within these stores, there's probably bathrooms located on various floors. Again avoid the ones a lot of people frequent. Like at Macy's everyone uses the one near the Pineapple Room so it's normally pretty dirty IMO. However, the one in glassware is a little hidden so less people use it. It's more likely to be cleaner and quieter.

    BTW, I just got back from SF and they had these cool hand dryers in their bathrooms. You insert your hands into this machine and high-pressure air is blown onto your hands to dry them. It's all automatic; no touching anything with your clean hands.


  21. zzzzzz:

    WWE, if you were really paranoid, you would:

    -Carry some antibacterial wipes with you, to wipe down the seat, handles, etc., before you use. (The best public restroom I ever went to had an antibacterial wipe dispenser in every stall.)

    -Carry some hand sanitizer or wipes, and clean your hands one more time after leaving the restroom.

    Just wait until you have kids. You will start carrying all this stuff, and more.


  22. Rosette:

    YES if you go to the mall I go look for the toilet map...then get the best toilet....one had toilet for little kids too....yes that is why I hardly take my kids out when they were babies...I didn't potty train them right away or else you be stuck at toilet checking with kids!!! YES at three or four they can stand up pretty good and they understand NO DON"T TOUCH so I waited no rush.


  23. Rosette:

    OMG kids with potty ..MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE TOILET! yes better off potty training later age 3 or four this way no stress... ! darn baby shit everywhere.


  24. Rosette:

    YES two kids I can handle after that luck the guy in the toilet ...omg


  25. Rosette:

    wait lock the guy in the toilet after two kids!


  26. Syxx:

    I thought I was OCD... LOL! I guess better safe than sorry? Nah, I know the men's room is really nasty. Always weird smells coming out of there 8O

    Me, I'm just a hand-washer. Well, mostly. I do clean the seat and then set down a seat cover, and instead of using TP to pump the paper towel, I try to get a towel first, hold under my arm, wash hands and then dry with the towel I already got. That way it eliminates a whole bunch of steps I'd otherwise take, such as wash hands 2 or 3 times more.

    The thing I find ridiculous is when people say to their kids, "Flush the toilet with your foot 'cause it's dirty to use your hands." Seriously...I have said this before and I'll say it again...EVERYBODY TOUCHES THE DAMN LOCK! Not only do non-foot-flushers touch it, but they also touch the nasty flush mechanism you touch with your foot, which stepped in the nasty puddles on the floor. The lock is always going to be dirty no matter what, just wash your GD hands properly before you leave the restroom and you should be all G.

    My mom used to say (jokingly...kinda), "You drop food on the ground you better pick it up and eat it, it's still good. If you don't eat a little bit of dirt you going get sick all the time." I guess she was right, or at least fed me dirt 'cause I never get sick.


  27. Rosette:

    after two kids you will touch anything! you work so hard keeping the kids clean then what happens they go tto school full of bugs from other kids. and hang around at smoky bars...yup so much for that.


  28. Rosette:

    yes add a dog walk that dog around the block then jump on my bed...forget it stop thinking too much!


  29. Rosette:

    so tell me if you have toilet ritual do you have bed rituals? how many times do you wash your bedsheets and bed cover....do you scream like me off the bed with your butt crack!!!


  30. ElTee:

    TMI!!! I kinda wish I nevah read this blog today! That was way more than I ever needed to know about you Ed!


  31. ElTee:

    :)


  32. theDman:

    Ha ha, Oh Rosette, I knew this was going to be a terrific setup for you.

    TMI! Too much.


  33. Kel Sr.:

    MODERATION????????


  34. World Wide Ed:

    * YN:
    now i know what to get you for christmas.... box of disposable gloves!!

    Word up YN!! Haha!

    * uncle jimmy:
    den, what's da firs' t'ing peopo do? dey like wash dere hands like they wen touch somet'ing unclean... ho, get it all backwahds, brah.. should be washin' shootah in dat sink, not his disgustin' frien's, da hands..

    Bwahahahaha! I know what you mean ooj! I use the top-of-the-underwear-to-control-the-shootah technique. That way, grubby paws no need touch clean shootah. Haha!

    * 9th Island Cuz:
    uncle jimmy:

    Thanks uncle ROTFLOL

    SHOOTAH almost wen watah da floor

    Wait yo-ahz or ooj's 9IC? LOL!

    * kuya.d:
    What's up with the obsessions Ed? Yesterday, two guys kissing, today, potty habits. I give you credit for self- disclosure.

    Haha, my life is an open book yo. But yeah, I take loooong time! If emergency, I start shaking! Haha!

    * Kel Sr.:
    It's not only the germy dirty ones, but who's in the bathroom, i.e. the bruddha with the "whatcha looking at, u lik me broke your face" or the "I can borrow a quarter?" which someday will be your wallet, etc.!!

    Ho, wea you use da potty Sr.? Spooky!

    * Ynaku:
    I try to avoid the ones with BIG puddle under the stall or bowl. After all you gotta walk out with it..

    Hahaha! Oh yeah naks! I hate when I'm wearing slippers with jeans cause I gotta tippy toe so the bottom of my jeans no get all wet. YUCK!

    * frankie:
    The nice thing about being tall is that I can reach up with my leg to flush the urinal. That urinal handle has more bacteria than a microbiologist's lab or Amy Winehouse's lips!

    Bwahahaha! Gross! And what? No short jokes? :P

    * NeedaHobby:
    Whenever I go to a public restroom, I always wonder where to put my purse. If I'm lucky, there's a hook on the door. Otherwise, I hang it around my neck!

    Bwahahahahaha! I cracked up by myself after I read that! Too funny Hobbz!

    * Miss Pris:
    And can I just add.....I think its soooo dang digusting when women use the bathroom and they DON'T wash their hands!!! EWWWWW!!! I see so many women doing that, it just grosses me out beyond belief!!! NASTY!!

    Yikes! I thought that was just a male thing! EWWWWWW is right!

    * jknakas1:
    Man Ed, that's a pretty detailed ritual!

    Haha! I know yeah knockers? It's a disease maybe? But I know I'm not alone! :P

    * pink lady:
    can you believe heidi said yes to spencer?? he's a jerk. don't worry my bf watches the hills too - sometimes even when i'm not there

    Ahahahaha! What are you talking about pinky? What is the Hills!? Nah, I don't watch it on my own, but I do watch it with wifey. I think Spencer's an interesting one, but I think they make him out to be way worse than he is. There's gotta be a good side to him somewhere, you would think. I hear he's like a blue belt in jits. Not bad...

    * theDman:
    Wow! the DOUBLE TP wipe?

    and then the seat cover after that?

    Got me beat Ed.

    Gotsta Big D! Gotsta! :)

    * M:
    I just make sure get toilet paper if I go #2.

    That's a guaranz! What would you do if no moa and you wen already go!? Yikes!

    * Rosette:
    I have a thrown for you a baby potty toilet lined with large ziploc then I get my umbrella POP that open covered with blanket full of clothes line clip voila TOILET MADE FOR KING no need to flush ...! zip zip...I give you paper with a bit of water...relax.....! STUPID idiotic HUSBAND has to take me out fishing so I have to carry my potty.

    Ahahaha! I love you Rosey. You always boost my comment count 10 fold with your rants! Much love. Hahaha!

    * Kage:
    @Ynaku - sometimes da splash guard splashes....

    I hearrrd dat! Gotta aim for da side walls Kage/naks. Truss!

    * skycastles:
    Why use the huge bank of public bathrooms on the street level of Ala Moana when Neiman, Macy's and Nordstrom are so close? Ya know they have the funds to keep a clean commode.

    Awww man sky!!! Shhhhhhhhhhh! You just gave away our secret money bathrooms! :P Those are usually always clean. Love it!

    * zzzzzz:
    WWE, if you were really paranoid, you would:

    -Carry some antibacterial wipes with you, to wipe down the seat, handles, etc., before you use. (The best public restroom I ever went to had an antibacterial wipe dispenser in every stall.)

    Woah, that sounds awesome zzzzzz! *pondering*... :)

    * Rosette:
    OMG kids with potty ..MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE TOILET! yes better off potty training later age 3 or four this way no stress... !

    We should just train um to go at home. Potty outside of the house is forbidden! :P

    * Syxx:
    I thought I was OCD... LOL! I guess better safe than sorry? Nah, I know the men's room is really nasty. Always weird smells coming out of there

    LOL! Men are just nasty compared to women Syxxy. One time, the men's bathroom was closed so we had to go to the women's one. Dayummmmm! You guys got like fresheners and flowers and butterflies and angels in there!!! WTH!? Not fair! :P

    * Rosette:
    so tell me if you have toilet ritual do you have bed rituals? how many times do you wash your bedsheets and bed cover....do you scream like me off the bed with your butt crack!!!

    Haha! Perhaps a future "This Is How We Do" topic Rosey?

    * ElTee:
    TMI!!! I kinda wish I nevah read this blog today! That was way more than I ever needed to know about you Ed!

    Haha! Sorry(?)... :P

    * Kel Sr.:
    MODERATION????????

    Sorry Sr. Wen just release um!


  35. mcat:

    lol funny one. yes tmi! Haha!

    i just look for the cleanest stall, always use seat covers or tp, and always wash my hands & open the door w/ the towel!


  36. kuya.d:

    @Kage - presence . . . Good one.

    @ed - you are an open book, we all family. Here let me give you a hug, or would you prefer a peck on the cheek? Haha!


  37. snow:

    ... and i thought i was bad!! aren't you kind of unusual... for a guy, ed? i mean, i know lots of OCD germaphobe women but not many guys. if i ever see you in person, i hope this blog does not come to mind!! hee hee hee... :roll:

    i just look for the cleanest stall, which hopefully has seat covers in it! and i would never ever put anything on the floor... like NeedaHobby, i'd hang it around my neck (though schmall kine uncomfortable if it's too heavy!) if there's no hook! i have to get into the habit of turning off the water faucet (if it's not automatic) with a paper towel... sometimes they are so far away, it's hard to leave the water running (unless i try to remember to grab a towel first... but with my dirty hands???! aisus!)!


  38. Brother Love:

    Alright now this is good talk material here lol.
    Personally I push open doors w/ my forearm but when I go into the bathroom I rarely opt for the urinal cuz of splashing, so when I chose toilets I usually go for the handicap one. I don't have to go in that one but that is the one I go for because its usually the cleanest. If it is #1 I try to aim towards the side of the bowl so that it splashes away from me if it is #2 definitely putting a lil tp in the bowl to avoid any splashes that way too. Wash hands using soap and prefer warm water rather than cold. I don't like the blow dryers rather use hand towels (hey call me old fashion)..


  39. Dave:

    Entering- Kick the door open or if you have to, make sure you open the door touching as highest as you can because nobody touches the high part of the door. You have adults touching the middle and kids touching the bottom but nobody touches the bottom.

    Doing #1- Easy, we have a urinal but if I'm urinating in the toilet, I lift the seat with my shoe or slippah, then I use the bathroom. Just FYI- my theory is that I dont wash my hands because I'm cleaner than touching the dirty faucet handle. You figure, everyone touches the handle when their hands arnt even washed so it must be very dirty.

    Doing#2- Just tear the toilet paper and line the cover, that way your behind doest touch the dirty seat.

    When you wash your hand, make sure you use the paper to open the door or you kick the door open.


  40. Rosette:

    my father in law said to me one day "you know kids this days are spoiled they don't know what is is like to wipe your a..s..s with newspaper in the cold winters day ...he goes on he has to go out doors carry newspaper..." SO I said to him it is your fault you are too lazy to boil your water and you should be king with that nice and warm ass..yes boil your water fill up a big bucket wipe wipe wipe ...so he laugh!


  41. EMM386:

    Ohhhkay. That seems a bit excessive. I'm not anywhere near that bad. If the seat looks clean, I'll wipe it and use it. BTW, a friend of mine is a mechanical engineer with Kohler and he said they re-design their entire urinal line something like every two years with the goal being to make the urinal thinner (i.e. stick out less from the wall) without splashing on the user. People can still get a replacement for their older model (the external appearance, size and the amount it sticks out from the wall, etc. being exactly the same and the one they bought previously), but even then, the interior "bowl" is completely different to match the current line of products.


  42. M:

    That's why in Japan they have squat toilets, you don't have to sit or touch anything.


  43. Rosette:

    http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/livivan/Funny%2520stuff/Toilet20bicycle20.jpg&imgrefurl=http://damnthatsamazing.blogspot.com/2007/05/crazy-toilets-and-urinals.html&usg=__Kk9xmpozFUZ3gkzVyNClP8itWUE=&h=241&w=320&sz=37&hl=en&start=364&um=1&tbnid=TIl9XMh580YL6M:&tbnh=89&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtoilet%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D360%26um%3D1


  44. kuya.d:

    Kuykendall Hall 3rd floor bathrooms!

    - sorry, warming up for "where in Hawaii Wednesdays"


  45. tita leerz:

    Oh dis is too funny. Right now it's 1am San Diego time. We went
    To see the big mammal that swims and does tricks for sashimi.
    Anyway, I'm like MonkED when it comes to bathrooms. I actually
    Carry around a litt spray bottle of hand sanitizer which you can refill
    With alcohol. So I go change baby in the nice changing rooms they
    Have...no, really, they are nice...separate from the bathrooms so
    A big plus for me. So I spray down the table with my alcohol
    Hand sanitizer then set down a layer of paper towels then put
    The changing pad. BTW I am also carrying Wet Ones on this trip.
    A little packet in my bag and the tub in the van. And yes, I also
    Have apple scented hand sanitizer as a back up. Just in case. You
    Just never know. OK so then I take big kid to go shishi...wipe seat
    Then spray down then wipe dry then lay down three layers toilet
    Seat covers. I also make sure some of the covers hangs over the
    Front lip of the seat so kiddie bbdeez no touch da bowl cuz dey
    So short...den put kid on. ...even me, I no like when no month
    Trash can by da door. Oh, spray hand sanitizer is called Quik Spray
    Advanced hand sanitizing spray. Comes in a tube almost like a
    Highlighter size. I think I got it at k or wal mart. It has a website
    http://www.quikspray.net. Easy to conceal. Ed, it could fit in the front
    Pocket of your aloha shirt.


  46. tita leerz:

    Kuya das too funny. Dat was like da bes place fo "go"
    If you had to on campus.


  47. tita leerz:

    Oh and if I wearing pants I hike up the pant legs to my
    Knees until I pau so my clothes no touch da floor.


  48. tita leerz:

    @uncz-das too funny! Maybe should have hand
    Sanitizer at da urinal so guys can clean hands befo
    Dey write on da wall.
    @hobby-blue rooms. Das why I no go carnival anymore.
    I no rememba da last time I went 50th state fair. ...once,
    Travelling around washington state..I saw a truck moving
    A blue room. Only, it wasn't blue. It was yellow and
    The company sign on the truck said "honey bucket."


  49. skycastles:

    @ kuya and tita leerz
    What about the bathroom at campus center that plays music? Kinda high traffic but at least the music covers the sounds :lol: Also one of the cleanest places that I remember was the fourth floor of student services. Hardly anyone goes there and it's super clean.


  50. World Wide Ed:

    * mcat:
    i just look for the cleanest stall, always use seat covers or tp, and always wash my hands & open the door w/ the towel!

    Good tips fo sho mcat!

    * kuya.d:
    @ed - you are an open book, we all family. Here let me give you a hug, or would you prefer a peck on the cheek? Haha!

    Eh, no ack dewz! I not goin wanna call you when I come up dea! :P

    * snow:
    ... and i thought i was bad!! aren't you kind of unusual... for a guy, ed? i mean, i know lots of OCD germaphobe women but not many guys. if i ever see you in person, i hope this blog does not come to mind!! hee hee hee...

    Bwahahaha! I hope not either! LOL! I hope you instead, think of one of the other dozen or so potty topics I blogged about.

    * Brother Love:
    Alright now this is good talk material here lol.

    Ahahaha! And wot BrahLuv!? Before time nevah had good kine topics? Hehe, nah!

    * Dave:
    make sure you open the door touching as highest as you can because nobody touches the high part of the door. You have adults touching the middle and kids touching the bottom but nobody touches the bottom.

    Bwahahahaha! What!?!? I thought I was alone on this one too! This is the secret, money move! And now you went geev um away D! Haha, nah!

    * Rosette:
    my father in law said to me one day "you know kids this days are spoiled they don't know what is is like to wipe your a..s..s with newspaper in the cold winters day

    Talk about keeping an eye on the news! Hey-O!

    * EMM386:
    BTW, a friend of mine is a mechanical engineer with Kohler and he said they re-design their entire urinal line something like every two years with the goal being to make the urinal thinner (i.e. stick out less from the wall) without splashing on the user.

    Can your friend do something about the crazy ghost flushing EMMbot!?!? ;)

    * M:
    That's why in Japan they have squat toilets, you don't have to sit or touch anything.

    Depending on my mood, I looooooove those M! Only problem is, holding one side of your pant leg in mid-air. Ahahaha!

    * kuya.d:
    Kuykendall Hall 3rd floor bathrooms!

    - sorry, warming up for "where in Hawaii Wednesdays"

    :P Just one more auwah!

    * tita leerz:
    So I go change baby in the nice changing rooms they Have...no, really, they are nice...

    Word! Sometimes, if I lucky, I snake those when nobody stay looking! 8)

    * tita leerz:
    Oh and if I wearing pants I hike up the pant legs to my
    Knees until I pau so my clothes no touch da floor.

    No muumuu leerz? ;)


  51. t-roy:

    they should put trash cans outside the door when exiting bathrooms. i normally use the paper towel to open the door and exit the bathroom, and then i end up having to find a trash can to throw away the paper towel.


  52. EMM386:

    @Ed

    Nope. Sorry, but he only works on the design of the actual interior bowl part. The auto-flush mechanism is in another design section.