Why Men Don't Live As Long As Women

April 27th, 2009
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tita leerz is responsible for this one... that jerk. Hehe, nah! She wen forward me this to post for you guys. Enjoy!

Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.
Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.

That CAN'T be right.
That CAN'T be right.

Ummmm at least someone's holding the ladder steady
Ummmm at least someone's holding the ladder steady

Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?
Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?? (Also fits under you might be a red neck!)
Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?? (Also fits under you might be a red neck!)

Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.
Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.

Who needs a truck?
Who needs a truck?

Oh yeah, THAT's safe!
Oh yeah, THAT's safe!

HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.
HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.

Hey, I strapped it down!
Hey, I strapped it down!

Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.
Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

No problem, I can see through the holes.
No problem, I can see through the holes.

It starts at a young age and men just get worse.
It starts at a young age and men just get worse.

You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.
You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.
A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.

Ropes are for sissies.
Ropes are for sissies.

All I wanna know is, HOW?
All I wanna know is, HOW?

In a hurry?
In a hurry?

I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!
I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!

and finally...

Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages
Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

Pretty funny yeah? That last one is da bes'!

In our defense though, it's not very clear who is driving in some of those car ones (gas tank, bridge, etc.). Right fellas? *grin* Not pointing any fingers, but perhaps it wasn't actually the male species behind the wheel? I'm just sayin'... :P

Talk to me!
* Which pic is your favorite?
* Ever seen or heard of any of the above happening closer to home?
* Men: sound off (defend our honor)!
* Women: add fuel to the fiyah (give it to us)!

It's WWE's 1st birthday party celebration tomorrow yo! Yeah YEAH! We're gonna be promo'd in the physical paper too! Awwwright!

Support the paper and pick one up and then come back here to join the party online a-ight!? Shoots! :)

P.S. Check out my Spam Jam article just posted today!

Spam Jam Thank You Ma'am!
Spam Jam Thank You Ma'am!

31 Responses to “Why Men Don't Live As Long As Women”

  1. YN:

    CONGRATULATIONS on the 1st anniversary!!


  2. uji:

    KYA (tita) strikes again!!!

    oh me, it can't be healthy to laugh this hard this early in the a.m. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    those are priceless.. and you can just hear tita in the background... "what are you guys thinking!?" :lol:


  3. bB:

    i can't figure out come come the truck didn't stop when it hit clearance structure and better yet what is it for? :lol:

    can't believe it's been a year already. congrats ed.


  4. frankie:

    Looks like Mufi voters to me. IMUA! ;-)


  5. MakiSushi:

    tita L, you mean! Nah. Das funny stuff. Especially the "Gyna Colleges". What? LMAO! Start da week with good laughs. Tanks Ed and tita!


  6. kuya.d:

    And what? you never heard of "poh-da-gee rig"? Shhh, get planny action li' dat on the Big I!

    That kid with the chair was using his head. And to think, even he qualifies for No Child Left Behind! (insert collective *boo* here).


  7. Ynaku:

    PAHTY!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!

    Congrat on your 1 year blog anniversary.

    Tita you so funny.


  8. Ynaku:

    kuya, get plenny going up and down Pahoa road yeah?


  9. che:

    Congratulations, on the 1 year anniversary. That mean that I've been guessing "Where is Ed" for that loog and haven't won yet.


  10. NeedaHobby:

    Thanks for starting the week off with some laughs! Congrats on your 1-year anniversary! How time flies when you're having fun, yeah? ;)


  11. rayboyjr:

    Congrats on the 1-yr anniversary! :)

    Good job in making this a Top-25 blog on the Advertiser site! Nah nah just joke. Guarantee at least Top-5 ... maybe Top-2 or 3 on good days. No one can touch The Warrior Beat (but don't blog there anymore ... too crowded!) The smaller more intimate scene of WWE is more my thing ... at least it seems our voices are heard here.

    And I think ... even though most of us won't admit it ... we all have had a BABOOZE moment in our lives.


  12. uji:

    rayboy (uddah com-ponent of KYA) is right..

    ack-chally did dat move wit' da gas hose..

    oh, sorry, eh.. no, no, no, try wait, i'll put it back... :lol:


  13. tita leerz:

    see, men don't listen well. they hear, but not listen. LOL....nah nah nah nah nah...
    even if some of these COULD have been doctored, you laugh because you personally know someone who did these. just look at that one truck that didn't clear. that happened right here too! and dat bugga should remain anonymous cuz got one whole island aftah his okole!
    anyways, glad i could help with the laugh-my cousin actually forwarded it to me. bash women, if you wish. ain't gon hurt my feelings. i will probably laugh alongside with you because i know we got stupid in our species too. but, for the most part, we know we bad. :p


  14. tita leerz:

    oh, happy 1st birthday WWE!


  15. M:

    Good Morning Ed! :)

    Funny pixs!

    Congrats on the 1 year! so where and when is the pah-tay?


  16. kuya.d:

    @ynaks - I think once you pass panaewa stretch, it's ALL free game. Nothing is too shocking out there.


  17. Coconut Willy:

    Yup! Guilty as charged.


  18. kuya.d:

    @rbj - ooh, ooh *raising hand* i'll honestly admit it!


  19. Kage:

    Congrats on the one year anniversary!!!


  20. NeedaHobby:

    Hey Ed, is that you in the Spam costume? :razz:


  21. World Wide Ed:

    * YN:
    CONGRATULATIONS on the 1st anniversary!!

    One year and you've only started posting regularly recently. Hehe, nah! Much love WINE!

    * uji:
    oh me, it can't be healthy to laugh this hard this early in the a.m.

    Hehe, as long as nobody stay staring at you at the office ooj! ;)

    * bB:
    i can't figure out come come the truck didn't stop when it hit clearance structure and better yet what is it for?

    Buggah must've been flyin'! Yikes!

    * frankie:
    Looks like Mufi voters to me. IMUA!

    Someone doesn't like Moofs eh frankie? :P

    * MakiSushi:
    LMAO! Start da week with good laughs. Tanks Ed and tita!

    Das what Fun Day Mondays are for Maks! :) I already got one queued up for next Monday. A rebuttal compliments of che. If anyone else has any jokes they wanna see up in hurr, send um on ova! :)

    * kuya.d:
    That kid with the chair was using his head. And to think, even he qualifies for No Child Left Behind! (insert collective *boo* here).

    Boo! :P

    * Ynaku:
    PAHTY!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!

    YOU know! It's on like Donkey Kong! We gonna party like Rock Stars naks! Can't wait! :)

    * che:
    Congratulations, on the 1 year anniversary. That mean that I've been guessing "Where is Ed" for that loog and haven't won yet.

    Haha! No worries cheche! You goin get one one of these days! If not, at least you'll get props for next Monday's Fun Day Monday post! ;)

    * NeedaHobby:
    Congrats on your 1-year anniversary! How time flies when you're having fun, yeah?

    I hearrrrrd dat Hobbz! You guys all make um fun for me! Thanks yeah?

    * rayboyjr:
    Good job in making this a Top-25 blog on the Advertiser site! Nah nah just joke. Guarantee at least Top-5 ... maybe Top-2 or 3 on good days. No one can touch The Warrior Beat (but don't blog there anymore ... too crowded!) The smaller more intimate scene of WWE is more my thing ... at least it seems our voices are heard here.

    Oooooooh durrrty beej! Nah, I would hope I'm at least top 25! *crosses fingers* LOL! But t'anks for the very generous Top 5 estimation. I just hope I make this area of the Interwebs enjoyable for all y'all! I know I have fun talking story with you guys!

    * uji:
    rayboy (uddah com-ponent of KYA) is right..

    ack-chally did dat move wit' da gas hose..

    oh, sorry, eh.. no, no, no, try wait, i'll put it back...

    Whatchu(stay)talkinboutwillis ooj?

    * tita leerz:
    see, men don't listen well. they hear, but not listen. LOL....nah nah nah nah nah...

    No need say nah leerz. It's true. We do hear, but not listen. 8)

    * tita leerz:
    oh, happy 1st birthday WWE!

    Much love leerz! Let's party it up on tomorrow's blog! :)

    * M:
    Congrats on the 1 year! so where and when is the pah-tay?

    Partay central will be on tomorrow's snoop bloggy blog. Bring your party hat M! :)

    * Coconut Willy:
    Yup! Guilty as charged.

    Ahahaha!

    * Kage:
    Congrats on the one year anniversary!!!

    Much Mahaloz Kage-chan!

    * NeedaHobby:
    Hey Ed, is that you in the Spam costume?

    Bwahahahahahaha! Why Hobbz!? I look dat crazy or waaat? Nah, was probably just one volunteer. I just went (with wifey) as a spectator.


  22. mcat:

    yey for 1 year! time really flies!

    my fave one is the guy's phone message... classic! i would save that note forever just for a good laugh! :)

    spam jam.. 1st time i went! it was crowded, wish there was a bigger area they blocked off so there would be more room!


  23. Kel Sr.:

    Hi Ed!

    It's been a year? Must be fun blogging away!

    Anyone got pictures of "females" doing funny stuff too? You notice I said funny and not STUPID, right?

    You heard the saying "A man's got to do what he has to do"? Sometimes it will involve crazy, unsafe ways of doing things, but isn't it just like men to behave that way? Let's here it from the peanut gallery out there!!!

    Have a wonderful day and keep on blogging!


  24. Lose Money:

    Why men don't live as longer? Women slowly suck out our lifeforce with the constant nagging, entrapment, and "tests" that they pull. It's amazing that married men make it past 45!

    I'm think the life expectancy of men would be lower if guys follow through with the suicidal thoughts, while having his wife talk/nag his ear off. It's also a lose-lose situation as far as the ball and chain goes. As the prophet Chris Rock says: "If you're married, you wanna kill HER. If you're single, you wanna kill yourself. Better HER than ME!"


  25. BananaFysh:

    Happy Anniversary Ed!

    Good job on the blog! It's been fun reading and lurking. ;)

    Oh, I got another "stupid man" for you:

    http://www.thisisjuststupid.com/stupid-cars-trucks/overloaded-car-almost-made-it/

    This donkey loaded his car with CHOKE sheets of plywood and bags of cement! Not a truck, but a CAR.

    DUUUUH!! :lol:


  26. BananaFysh:

    Oh, I know some of you are skeptical, so here it is on snopes!

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/lumber.asp

    VERIFIED TRUE! ;)


  27. kate:

    Congratulations Ed, on your 1 year anniversary! So where's the party?

    Someone once emailed me pics of stupid things women did but I don't know if I saved them. I get all kind of junk emailed to me and I don't save everything.

    LOSE MONEY: Is that why married men live longer than single men? In my line of work, I noticed when an older man loses a wife, he tends to remarry or die within a year. I have rarely seen them remain single.


  28. tita leerz:

    holee smokeez batman! he even tried to drive it!


  29. World Wide Ed:

    * mcat:
    spam jam.. 1st time i went! it was crowded, wish there was a bigger area they blocked off so there would be more room!

    Yeah, it was too packed! Craziness!

    * Kel Sr.:
    You heard the saying "A man's got to do what he has to do"? Sometimes it will involve crazy, unsafe ways of doing things, but isn't it just like men to behave that way? Let's here it from the peanut gallery out there!!!

    I'd like to think we're just creative. 8)

    * Lose Money:
    Why men don't live as longer? Women slowly suck out our lifeforce with the constant nagging, entrapment, and "tests" that they pull. It's amazing that married men make it past 45!

    Ahahahaha! Happily married are we Cash Money? ;)

    * BananaFysh:
    Good job on the blog! It's been fun reading and lurking.

    LOL! Hopefully, there'll be more commenting in year two eh BF(F)? Shhh, I won't tell Queen Bee that you cross post! :P And oh yeah, thanks for that link. What a baboon!

    * kate:
    Congratulations Ed, on your 1 year anniversary! So where's the party?

    Check um out on tomorrow's blog k-train! My birthday party IRL may be coming up soon! 8)

    * tita leerz:
    holee smokeez batman! he even tried to drive it!

    Mento yeah?


  30. kuya.d:

    @Bananz - whoopee doopee, that dude is one genius! Fahrverg-baboozin'!


  31. zzzzzz:

    Mahalo WWE--if laughter is good for your health, you just extended my life.