Why Men Don't Live As Long As Women
By World Wide Ed
tita leerz is responsible for this one... that jerk. Hehe, nah! She wen forward me this to post for you guys. Enjoy!
Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.
Ummmm at least someone's holding the ladder steady
Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?
Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?? (Also fits under you might be a red neck!)
Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.
HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.
Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.
No problem, I can see through the holes.
It starts at a young age and men just get worse.
You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.
A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.
I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!!
and finally...
Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages
Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages
Pretty funny yeah? That last one is da bes'!
In our defense though, it's not very clear who is driving in some of those car ones (gas tank, bridge, etc.). Right fellas? *grin* Not pointing any fingers, but perhaps it wasn't actually the male species behind the wheel? I'm just sayin'... 
Talk to me!
* Which pic is your favorite?
* Ever seen or heard of any of the above happening closer to home?
* Men: sound off (defend our honor)!
* Women: add fuel to the fiyah (give it to us)!
It's WWE's 1st birthday party celebration tomorrow yo! Yeah YEAH! We're gonna be promo'd in the physical paper too! Awwwright!
Support the paper and pick one up and then come back here to join the party online a-ight!? Shoots! 
P.S. Check out my Spam Jam article just posted today!
World Wide Ed
April 27th, 2009 at 12:50 am
CONGRATULATIONS on the 1st anniversary!!
April 27th, 2009 at 2:18 am
KYA (tita) strikes again!!!
oh me, it can't be healthy to laugh this hard this early in the a.m.
those are priceless.. and you can just hear tita in the background... "what are you guys thinking!?"
April 27th, 2009 at 4:44 am
i can't figure out come come the truck didn't stop when it hit clearance structure and better yet what is it for?
can't believe it's been a year already. congrats ed.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:12 am
Looks like Mufi voters to me. IMUA!
April 27th, 2009 at 6:30 am
tita L, you mean! Nah. Das funny stuff. Especially the "Gyna Colleges". What? LMAO! Start da week with good laughs. Tanks Ed and tita!
April 27th, 2009 at 6:38 am
And what? you never heard of "poh-da-gee rig"? Shhh, get planny action li' dat on the Big I!
That kid with the chair was using his head. And to think, even he qualifies for No Child Left Behind! (insert collective *boo* here).
April 27th, 2009 at 6:38 am
PAHTY!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!
Congrat on your 1 year blog anniversary.
Tita you so funny.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:39 am
kuya, get plenny going up and down Pahoa road yeah?
April 27th, 2009 at 6:42 am
Congratulations, on the 1 year anniversary. That mean that I've been guessing "Where is Ed" for that loog and haven't won yet.
April 27th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Thanks for starting the week off with some laughs! Congrats on your 1-year anniversary! How time flies when you're having fun, yeah?
April 27th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Congrats on the 1-yr anniversary!
Good job in making this a Top-25 blog on the Advertiser site! Nah nah just joke. Guarantee at least Top-5 ... maybe Top-2 or 3 on good days. No one can touch The Warrior Beat (but don't blog there anymore ... too crowded!) The smaller more intimate scene of WWE is more my thing ... at least it seems our voices are heard here.
And I think ... even though most of us won't admit it ... we all have had a BABOOZE moment in our lives.
April 27th, 2009 at 9:28 am
rayboy (uddah com-ponent of KYA) is right..
ack-chally did dat move wit' da gas hose..
oh, sorry, eh.. no, no, no, try wait, i'll put it back...
April 27th, 2009 at 9:40 am
see, men don't listen well. they hear, but not listen. LOL....nah nah nah nah nah...
even if some of these COULD have been doctored, you laugh because you personally know someone who did these. just look at that one truck that didn't clear. that happened right here too! and dat bugga should remain anonymous cuz got one whole island aftah his okole!
anyways, glad i could help with the laugh-my cousin actually forwarded it to me. bash women, if you wish. ain't gon hurt my feelings. i will probably laugh alongside with you because i know we got stupid in our species too. but, for the most part, we know we bad. :p
April 27th, 2009 at 9:41 am
oh, happy 1st birthday WWE!
April 27th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Good Morning Ed!
Funny pixs!
Congrats on the 1 year! so where and when is the pah-tay?
April 27th, 2009 at 11:22 am
@ynaks - I think once you pass panaewa stretch, it's ALL free game. Nothing is too shocking out there.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Yup! Guilty as charged.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:24 am
@rbj - ooh, ooh *raising hand* i'll honestly admit it!
April 27th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Congrats on the one year anniversary!!!
April 27th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Hey Ed, is that you in the Spam costume?
April 27th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
One year and you've only started posting regularly recently. Hehe, nah! Much love WINE!
Hehe, as long as nobody stay staring at you at the office ooj!
Buggah must've been flyin'! Yikes!
Someone doesn't like Moofs eh frankie?
Das what Fun Day Mondays are for Maks!
I already got one queued up for next Monday. A rebuttal compliments of che. If anyone else has any jokes they wanna see up in hurr, send um on ova! 
Boo!
YOU know! It's on like Donkey Kong! We gonna party like Rock Stars naks! Can't wait!
Haha! No worries cheche! You goin get one one of these days! If not, at least you'll get props for next Monday's Fun Day Monday post!
I hearrrrrd dat Hobbz! You guys all make um fun for me! Thanks yeah?
Oooooooh durrrty beej! Nah, I would hope I'm at least top 25! *crosses fingers* LOL! But t'anks for the very generous Top 5 estimation. I just hope I make this area of the Interwebs enjoyable for all y'all! I know I have fun talking story with you guys!
Whatchu(stay)talkinboutwillis ooj?
No need say nah leerz. It's true. We do hear, but not listen.
Much love leerz! Let's party it up on tomorrow's blog!
Partay central will be on tomorrow's snoop bloggy blog. Bring your party hat M!
Ahahaha!
Much Mahaloz Kage-chan!
Bwahahahahahaha! Why Hobbz!? I look dat crazy or waaat? Nah, was probably just one volunteer. I just went (with wifey) as a spectator.
April 27th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
yey for 1 year! time really flies!
my fave one is the guy's phone message... classic! i would save that note forever just for a good laugh!
spam jam.. 1st time i went! it was crowded, wish there was a bigger area they blocked off so there would be more room!
April 27th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Hi Ed!
It's been a year? Must be fun blogging away!
Anyone got pictures of "females" doing funny stuff too? You notice I said funny and not STUPID, right?
You heard the saying "A man's got to do what he has to do"? Sometimes it will involve crazy, unsafe ways of doing things, but isn't it just like men to behave that way? Let's here it from the peanut gallery out there!!!
Have a wonderful day and keep on blogging!
April 27th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Why men don't live as longer? Women slowly suck out our lifeforce with the constant nagging, entrapment, and "tests" that they pull. It's amazing that married men make it past 45!
I'm think the life expectancy of men would be lower if guys follow through with the suicidal thoughts, while having his wife talk/nag his ear off. It's also a lose-lose situation as far as the ball and chain goes. As the prophet Chris Rock says: "If you're married, you wanna kill HER. If you're single, you wanna kill yourself. Better HER than ME!"
April 27th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Happy Anniversary Ed!
Good job on the blog! It's been fun reading and lurking.
Oh, I got another "stupid man" for you:
http://www.thisisjuststupid.com/stupid-cars-trucks/overloaded-car-almost-made-it/
This donkey loaded his car with CHOKE sheets of plywood and bags of cement! Not a truck, but a CAR.
DUUUUH!!
April 27th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Oh, I know some of you are skeptical, so here it is on snopes!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/lumber.asp
VERIFIED TRUE!
April 27th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Congratulations Ed, on your 1 year anniversary! So where's the party?
Someone once emailed me pics of stupid things women did but I don't know if I saved them. I get all kind of junk emailed to me and I don't save everything.
LOSE MONEY: Is that why married men live longer than single men? In my line of work, I noticed when an older man loses a wife, he tends to remarry or die within a year. I have rarely seen them remain single.
April 27th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
holee smokeez batman! he even tried to drive it!
April 27th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Yeah, it was too packed! Craziness!
I'd like to think we're just creative.
Ahahahaha! Happily married are we Cash Money?
LOL! Hopefully, there'll be more commenting in year two eh BF(F)? Shhh, I won't tell Queen Bee that you cross post!
And oh yeah, thanks for that link. What a baboon!
Check um out on tomorrow's blog k-train! My birthday party IRL may be coming up soon!
Mento yeah?
April 27th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
@Bananz - whoopee doopee, that dude is one genius! Fahrverg-baboozin'!
April 27th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Mahalo WWE--if laughter is good for your health, you just extended my life.