Fun Day Monday: Women's Study
By World Wide Ed
Arrrgggghhh! The start of another loooong work week. Let's start the week off on the right foot shall we? Here's a little "laugher" - forwarded to me recently - to help put a smile on that face. Enjoy!
Women's Ass Size Study
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses. Here are the results:
* 25% of women think their ass is too fat...
* 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
The other 65% say that they don't care; they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.
Get it? 
Talk to me!
* Soooo ladies.... how do you feel about your ass? Do you have one? Do you wish you could have someone else's? Fat? Skinny?
* Fellas, apologies. Help me get em back by posting a good, manly joke below. *grunt*
Have a good week y'all!
World Wide Ed
March 30th, 2009 at 6:21 am
Good Morning Ed,
What's all this butt talking so early in the morning?
The butt's that bug me are those thrown out of peoples cars when they are driving! Those arrogant cigarette smokers that just throw their butts anywhere but in an ash tray!! Otherwise than that, I don't have anything against smokers of the legal kind!
The good one is when you write a great blog that just kick's butt versus anything else on the site! So, keep kicking butt with such great subjects!
March 30th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Too funny! and the results are pretty good; at least the 65% neva say their ass is useless!
Tanks Ed. It IS gonna be a long week for me. Gotta take a deep breath and gird da loins, whateva dat means.
March 30th, 2009 at 8:04 am
Answering whether a woman's butt is too big is like voting in Honolulu mayoral election...the wrong answer is the right answer! Bwahaha!
March 30th, 2009 at 8:07 am
There was a momma mole, a papa mole and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm on the country side. The papa mole stuck his head out of the hole, "mmm I smell sausage" The mama mole reached her head outside and said, "mmm I smell pancakes." The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the mole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "all I can smell is molasses."
March 30th, 2009 at 8:14 am
In the same poll ... 100% of the women say their ass is full of $H!T
Just wondering (out loud) if women really want to talk about their bodies this way. Hey Ed, maybe you should've posed the question to the guys about their wife/gf. Think men will talk about this more freely.
March 30th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Ha, ha. Ummm, is this a trick question Ed?
Are we really supposed to talk about our own a**? I'm w/ rayboyjr ... I don't really feel comfortable talking about it. What I will say is, is there women out there who really think their a** is too skinny???
March 30th, 2009 at 8:58 am
How 'bout we do song lyrics again ...
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big ...
March 30th, 2009 at 9:05 am
now Edward, here's the issue with this topic..
as a guy recently joining the married man club, encouraging women to rag on men is like throwing match sticks on an already raging fire..
women don't need any extra excuses, opportunities, or encouragement to criticize men.. for those for whom it doesn't come naturally, they catch up soon after receiving the basic women's handbook on managing men..
plus, there's a quid pro quo in this proposition that involves something like, "if i'm going to listen to this ration of horses___ , there is going to be a pony in here in some way, shape or form somewhere, right?"
or as i've been known to say on occasion when i catch one of my female friends giving me an earful on some minor or imagined slight i may have committed, "did we get married and nobody told me?"..
as a rookie on the all-guy squad, you're to be forgiven for these minor lapses in judgment, but Edward, please, get a grip, brah.. you on our side now..
March 30th, 2009 at 9:29 am
"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"
I think most women talk about their asses that way only after having kids. Cuz nothing affects your ass like having to push out a sack of rice from your loins! Some asses get fat, some asses go back to pre-baby ass (if they're lucky), but most asses succumb to the force of gravity and just get sad looking (or sag looking) and kinda just sit there doing nothing and being a blahlah. Where their ass and thighs meet becomes a blurry boundary. They become one in the same, sometimes! Then it's just all ass, all the time! Only plastic surgery and liposuction can restore that ass to it's former glory!
BTW, my ass is not a donkey.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:44 am
tita.. all a-- all the time,
but da joke is on da guy on dis one, you slightly a--backwardz..
mo' like yo' donkey..
March 30th, 2009 at 11:02 am
@tita - freekin' "bags of rice from your loins" - hahaha! Love the food reference.
And let me just say, I am an arssss appreciater. Ladies, tiny arsss or big arsss y'all beautifuuuuul! Have a good Monday!
March 30th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Hey Tita - agree with you 100% and don't forget not only the ass part falls apart, but the whole body falls apart after pregnancy. Having one kid did a lot of damage, and I can't imagine going through it over and over again. Having gone through the Gymboree and mommy and me thing I met a lot of moms and I would say 90% of them have the same problems. The ones I know who are back to their prebaby state have enough money to hire personal trainers, nannys (so they have the time to take care of themselves) and plastic surgery.
One of my friend's husband said it was "false advertising" when he married the cute skinny girl and after 2 pregnancies she got really huge. What a bastard.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:27 am
@Ed - On the first day of a tax class I took in college, the professor said the most important thing to remember in tax is CYA. I think you should heed Uncle Jimmy's advice and warning. He speaks from experience (and I think he has lots of that!). You don't want to fan the flames of pissed off women...they will make life hell for you.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Eek.
Hardly any room (pardon the pun) for plenty (pardon the pun) discussion by fellas for this topic.
Ed. I'll send you a joke via e-mail. Be on the lookout. You probably can't post it, but, uh, you will love. You will laugh your, uh, donkey off.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@kate: what a donkey! that guy should get kicked in the donkey!...after moving bags of rice, I can see why so many women don't mind going through lipo and surgery! there's this one woman and my kid' school...she did two bags of rice. i swear, she must be a personal trainer herself cuz she looks so good!
has anyone ever tried p90x? i wonder....
it's already past noon and the flames are but as strong as 1 match stick. i think you guys will be fine. we all frenz hea. it's all in good fun. sometimes i think guys just do it on purpose because they like feeling hell's fires on their donkeys. helps, keep them on their toes! men, what would they do without us? flame on? LOL!
hey, wasn't there a "donkey" song too? something something donkey donkey. back in the 90s.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
oh, got a zip min this weekend. they went back to the old noodles. yay!
March 30th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
regarding tax time, kate, advice in times of financial strife is as follows..
go to yo' bank account after pay yo' bills.. check the balance..
put that amount at the bottom of your return.. work up from there..
sign it and send in the check.. in case they ask what technique this is, tell them it's the whatevah method.. whatevah?
yeah.. the government can have whatevah's lef'..
March 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Don't get me wrong...I like the guys and I don't mind if they flame as long as they don't mind if we talk about them too. Is the Costco brand Rogaine just as good as the name brand product?
Chicken Grease - No be so chicken. We not going to chop your head off (even if it might be entertaining to see a chicken run around without a head - they really do that). Nevah mean to scare you off....
Comments, guys. We want to know what you like...are you the "more the meat, better the heat" kind of guy or are you into the thin model type?
March 30th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I hear ya. One, they are polluting, two, they are littering, and three, they are killing themselves (and others). Thanks for the props and support Kel Sr.!
That's the key Maks! Haha!
Oooooh!
Nice! But trying fo steal my (@$$ joke) t'undah yeah EastManoa!? Haha, nah!
Hehe, good tip rbj. Maybe that explains the low comment count?
LOLOL!
Good call! This was actually going to be the song on Friday, but mo bettah for today yeah Hobbz?
Ho uji! Seems like errrytime you post now, I get scoldings from you. I'm waiting for you to call me "youngboy" pretty soon. Haha, nah! Ah, I guess I'll learn one day eh?
Um, t'anks for da visual leerz! BTW, "former glory"?
"arsss"! LOL! Personally kuys, I like the heart of a woman.
LOL! "false advertising". My friend always says that. Made me crack up.
Nah k-train, I don't think this joke will piss off women. It's actually dissing us men no?
Haha, got it. And yeah, not blog-able.
Holla if ya like me forward you Ceeg's joke.
Let Me Ride That Donkey - 69 Boyz!
T'anks for the 411 "former glory" leerz.
LOL! Shucks, if I weren't married, I would answer this for you k-train. Nah, but if you're asking hypothetically
, skinny is NOT where it's at. Women are supposed to have curves. Right? Anyone? 
March 30th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Uncle Jimmy - Like tell my boss that? It would make my job so much easier. Too many people with capital losses and they can only deduct $3000...
March 30th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Think it's the LILO method. Is there such a thing? But then tax laws never make any sense anyway.
And knowing the state of California is broke and sending out IOU's instead of refunds (and not paying interest to taxpayers on their delinquent payments), they deserve to be last in line.
March 30th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
kate, when it comes to things of that sort, I am a full fledged meatatarian - I no like Twiggy (da youngsters dunno who I talking about). Ed get da curve thing right, too.
March 30th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
sheesh, i read the joke... i read the posts... what kine a$$e$ we supposed to be talking about now???
all i will say is: i have a small a$$ and a big a$$ and i'll leave it to y'all to figure out which is which! ha ha! 
March 30th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
ha ha ha ......I MARRIED A FAT ASS...yes I got the joke...!
March 30th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
yup I can talk about my fat ass .....because he doesn't read my answer in the blog....
March 30th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Wow, this is great. So majority of females are ok with going out with an ass and they still love their ass. I always thought of myself as not being an ass and i go out of my way to not be an ass but after reading this, it may be ok to be an ass.
March 30th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Dave - If you are good looking and have money, you can be an ass and the girls will still go out with you. Help if you have the choice car too. But....if you ugly, poor, and an ass, you're out of luck.
March 30th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
@kate - all arsses are aighht. main thing that the two people enjoy each others company. When you ain't having fun when you're together, then why?
@tita - what about Darren Benitez' burro song?
@ed - I'm so shuaaaa! Heart . . . aw, so who's coming off softie now? (nah, nah - I keed).
March 30th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Kate, I'm ugly, poor, and sold my nice car for a used car. Can i still be an ass? What if I'm an ass with an outstanding personality, is this ok?
March 30th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Dave - the outstanding personality trumps everything! If you make me laugh, you ok in my book. Looks don't really matter....
March 30th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Finally got around to reading today's blog. Can anyone finish up these fine tributes to the @$$?
Song #1:
Now this ain't for no small booties
No sir cause that won't pass
But if you feel you got the biggest one
________
Song #2:
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
________
Song #3
Keepin' perfect rhythm, make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
________
March 30th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
@skyz - Song #3 - Trace "apprentice" Adkins . . . With that Honky Tonk Ba-donk-a-donk . . .
March 30th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
@Ed- just watched DWTS, Cheryl Burke gotsa big aaarrrrrsssss . . .
March 31st, 2009 at 7:59 am
@ kuya - I was afraid no one was gonna get that one but I shoulda known you'd be the one to get it lol
"Got it goin on like Donkey Kong"
That is totally the best line!
March 31st, 2009 at 8:23 am
I saw an old episode of Friends last night. GUESS which one? Yup. The one where baby Emma only laughs for Baby Got Back!
April 1st, 2009 at 11:28 am
Answers:
Song #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGcCe3_kXAg
Song #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4
Song #3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9VzEulip9Q
April 1st, 2009 at 11:30 am
Aiya! The answers are in moderation now.